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darcyvuqua wrote: »well done pro im so jelous lol as you can see by my signature 1 default has now been marked satisfied so hopefully i will be joining the vanquis/cap one club soonSince when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0
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i hope so however im not desperate for credit just want one to improve my credit when the negitives come off thanks everyone this site (mse) has really made me feel like a human and not a lepar as i did think lolyou cant change yesterdaybut you can make tomorrow better0
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A blind Geordie enters a Mackem pub by mistake. He finds his way to thebar and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the landlord: "Hey, youwannahear a joke about the Mackems?"The pub falls absolutely silent.The lad next to him says: "Before yer tell us yer joke marra, there's afewthings yer shud knaa: 1 - The landlord is a Mackem. 2 - The booncer is a Mackem. 3 - I'm a 6ft 6in taall, 220-poond Mackem with a black belt inkerartee. 4 - The lad sitting next to us is a Mackem, and is a pro weightlifta. 5 - The lad to your reet is a Mackem, and is a pro wrestla. Noo, think aboot it seriously, marra. Do you still wanna tell yerMackemjoke?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:"Nah...not if Ah'm gonna have to explain it five times."Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0
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A blind Geordie enters a Mackem pub by mistake. He finds his way to thebar and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the landlord: "Hey, youwannahear a joke about the Mackems?"The pub falls absolutely silent.The lad next to him says: "Before yer tell us yer joke marra, there's afewthings yer shud knaa: 1 - The landlord is a Mackem. 2 - The booncer is a Mackem. 3 - I'm a 6ft 6in taall, 220-poond Mackem with a black belt inkerartee. 4 - The lad sitting next to us is a Mackem, and is a pro weightlifta. 5 - The lad to your reet is a Mackem, and is a pro wrestla. Noo, think aboot it seriously, marra. Do you still wanna tell yerMackemjoke?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:"Nah...not if Ah'm gonna have to explain it five times."
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Mackem alert!:rotfl:0 -
londonuk2008 wrote: »MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Mackem alert!:rotfl:Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0
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Good joke! Always remember going up to Haymarket one nite , with people from work when Newcastle were on and one of my collegues reminding everyone I was a Mackem!!!!!!
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Still , I managed to leave in one piece!!!0 -
londonuk2008 wrote: »Good joke! Always remember going up to Haymarket one nite , with people from work when Newcastle were on and one of my collegues reminding everyone I was a Mackem!!!!!!
:rotfl:
Still , I managed to leave in one piece!!!Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0 -
Just a quick update, from another thread on here I have learned that Vanquis do a Gold Visa Card, I think they upgrade you to it after a while with the Blue Classic card, you can apply directly for it but it does state you must have a excellent credit rating.Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0
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When I originally applied for my vanquis couple of years ago , it had both coloured cards on and depending on you it offered the one it thought best! Now I notice they don't. But out of all credit cards I have had I find vanquis the most helpful!0
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***bump***Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0
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