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  • PROLIANT
    PROLIANT Posts: 6,396 Forumite
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    darcyvuqua wrote: »
    well done pro im so jelous lol as you can see by my signature 1 default has now been marked satisfied so hopefully i will be joining the vanquis/cap one club soon
    Just be patient, it was like that for me for a while, keep an eye out on here for news on new cards etc cos there might be something for you soon.
    Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
  • darcyvuqua
    darcyvuqua Posts: 2,459 Forumite
    i hope so however im not desperate for credit just want one to improve my credit when the negitives come off thanks everyone this site (mse) has really made me feel like a human and not a lepar as i did think lol
    you cant change yesterday
    but you can make tomorrow better
  • PROLIANT
    PROLIANT Posts: 6,396 Forumite
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    A blind Geordie enters a Mackem pub by mistake. He finds his way to thebar and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the landlord: "Hey, youwannahear a joke about the Mackems?"The pub falls absolutely silent.The lad next to him says: "Before yer tell us yer joke marra, there's afewthings yer shud knaa: 1 - The landlord is a Mackem. 2 - The booncer is a Mackem. 3 - I'm a 6ft 6in taall, 220-poond Mackem with a black belt inkerartee. 4 - The lad sitting next to us is a Mackem, and is a pro weightlifta. 5 - The lad to your reet is a Mackem, and is a pro wrestla. Noo, think aboot it seriously, marra. Do you still wanna tell yerMackemjoke?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:"Nah...not if Ah'm gonna have to explain it five times."
    Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
  • londonuk2008
    londonuk2008 Posts: 1,101 Forumite
    PROLIANT wrote: »
    A blind Geordie enters a Mackem pub by mistake. He finds his way to thebar and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the landlord: "Hey, youwannahear a joke about the Mackems?"The pub falls absolutely silent.The lad next to him says: "Before yer tell us yer joke marra, there's afewthings yer shud knaa: 1 - The landlord is a Mackem. 2 - The booncer is a Mackem. 3 - I'm a 6ft 6in taall, 220-poond Mackem with a black belt inkerartee. 4 - The lad sitting next to us is a Mackem, and is a pro weightlifta. 5 - The lad to your reet is a Mackem, and is a pro wrestla. Noo, think aboot it seriously, marra. Do you still wanna tell yerMackemjoke?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:"Nah...not if Ah'm gonna have to explain it five times."

    MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Mackem alert!:rotfl:
  • PROLIANT
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    MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Mackem alert!:rotfl:
    Hey London, whats up marra.
    Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
  • londonuk2008
    londonuk2008 Posts: 1,101 Forumite
    Good joke! Always remember going up to Haymarket one nite , with people from work when Newcastle were on and one of my collegues reminding everyone I was a Mackem!!!!!!
    :rotfl:
    Still , I managed to leave in one piece!!!
  • PROLIANT
    PROLIANT Posts: 6,396 Forumite
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    Good joke! Always remember going up to Haymarket one nite , with people from work when Newcastle were on and one of my collegues reminding everyone I was a Mackem!!!!!!
    :rotfl:
    Still , I managed to leave in one piece!!!
    I have quite a few pal's from Sunderland/Washington, great lad's n lasse's, the whole Geordie/Mackem thing is just banter to me, I dont take it serious or nowt like that, I have just been for a job interview today near Fence Houses, didn't want to crack any mackem jokes there! :D
    Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
  • PROLIANT
    PROLIANT Posts: 6,396 Forumite
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    Just a quick update, from another thread on here I have learned that Vanquis do a Gold Visa Card, I think they upgrade you to it after a while with the Blue Classic card, you can apply directly for it but it does state you must have a excellent credit rating.
    Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
  • PAULUK08
    PAULUK08 Posts: 59 Forumite
    When I originally applied for my vanquis couple of years ago , it had both coloured cards on and depending on you it offered the one it thought best! Now I notice they don't. But out of all credit cards I have had I find vanquis the most helpful!
  • PROLIANT
    PROLIANT Posts: 6,396 Forumite
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    ***bump***
    Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
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