Boots Grabbit Bargains Part 25 - Post your finds here

pash_2

I agree pollsdolls, I get comments like "when might there be any glitches on "mens" things"!:rolleyes:

squiggles

I know this is soooooo off topic and i found it on another forum but i havnt laughed so much in ages so i thaught i would share it with you,it is beauty related though so does that count and you can buy wax strips in boots LOL

Body Waxing

Everyone needs a good laugh every now and then.

Well it's now....and at my expense!
Prepare to laugh your rear-end off!! Don't skip anything.....read it ALL!!

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.

My night began as any other normal weeknight. I drove home, fixed dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in
my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet and try it."

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips
together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No
muss, no fuss. How hard can that be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so
I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it
tight and pull. It works!

OK, so it wasn't the best feeling in the world, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward
body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I
drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching
down to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRRRIIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!...

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. OH CRAP! Another deep breath and RIIIPPPP! Everything is spinning and
spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...must stay conscious.

Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe.................. OK, OK I'm getting back to normal. I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused
me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair.

I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it.

Where is the hair???

WHERE IS THE WAX???

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip...it's not! I touch. I am
touching wax. I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG
mistake...remember my foot is still propped upon the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.

Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to have a BM. My head may
pop off!"

What can I do to melt the wax?

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax
should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right???

*WRONG!!!!!!!*

I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now,
the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in
scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt the wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few
months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get
me undone. It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"

There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly
where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or hoo-ha?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH!!!!! Right!!

I should be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through various solutions, I let the water drain out. I resort to trying to scrape the wax off with a razor . The part I can get to.
Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then trying to
dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!

By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. Ah Ha! I'm saved after all...I
relax just a little. What do I really have to lose at this point? So I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.

"IT WORKS!!

It works !!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my
grief and despair....

THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!

So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......Hey, what could go wrong with that?

clearance_risha

pollsdolls wrote: »

Well done :T
I think the locusts had hit my local store.:D It's nice to get some male stuff for a change as most of my stash is female, and my family is male dominated.

The mens stuff was overdue. gonna give these to my cousins, i also noticed that there was a limited edition range of Tb so don't skip the mens aisle and keep a eye open as other stores may do the same, regarding the clearance stuff.

clearance_risha

Hi pash not 4 a week, i blame the lack of glitches. i'm sure you'll make up for it soon.

geordie_lass_2

pollsdolls wrote: »

Well done :T You got some great prices there, especially on the Ted Baker. The best I could do was £1 for the body spray and there was only one left. I also managed to get the last 3 hacket shave foam for 50p each.

I think the locusts had hit my local store.:D It's nice to get some male stuff for a change as most of my stash is female, and my family is male dominated.

It's 50-50 male and female in our house, but the guys do tend to lose out in the bargain stakes.
Mr Boots, if you are listening, it would be nice to see a new tillspit that could be used with a wider range of mens goodies ie: not just No7. I'm sure these things are usually aimed at women as we spend the most money in Boots but my guess is that a big percentage of mens toiletries etc are bought by women anyway.

moneysavingmumofone

Hi all
Not written anything on here for over a week as i was at my mums then just couldnt be bothered lol. But i went to slough last week, NO td stuff under £7! Shelves completely empty! Mens ted baker, hackett etc reduced but not much left on shelves. Had no 7 eyeshadows reduced to 99p! About 10 on clearance shelves but all but 1 smudged! Nothing else good there. Here's my list (from memory)
ted baker mens hair and boy wash £1
hackett mini bodywash 49p
hackett bodyspray 49p
hackett mini hair gel 49p (all for my brother when we go on hols at end of june)
3 x no 7 eyeshadows 99p each (my sisters) not sure if they were 3 for 2 as only 2 on receipt and not showing as 3 for 2
hackett deodorant stick £1
Charlie bodyspray 50p (sisters again)
something else i cant remember lol
£5.95
Was going to get the £6.50 ted baker sets but they only had the £9 ones. Even had a £10 boots voucher that went unspent:eek: :rotfl:

geordie_lass_2

Squiggles, that waxing post was soooo funny, thanks for posting it :rotfl: :rotfl:

It reminds me of the one and only time my DD and I decided to use some cold wax strips on our legs. It all seemed so straightforward until it came to ripping them off quickly, neither of us could bring ourselves to do it and of course it hurts like mad if you pull them off slowly. In the end we both pulled off each others strips, *on the count of 3, both together* and yelled the place down, much to the amusement of DS1&2.

Never again :eek:

moneysavingmumofone

geordie_lass wrote: »

Squiggles, that waxing post was soooo funny, thanks for posting it :rotfl: :rotfl:

It reminds me of the one and only time my DD and I decided to use some cold wax strips on our legs. It all seemed so straightforward until it came to ripping them off quickly, neither of us could bring ourselves to do it and of course it hurts like mad if you pull them off slowly. In the end we both pulled off each others strips, *on the count of 3, both together* and yelled the place down, much to the amusement of DS1&2.

Never again :eek:

I have to do my sisters back and it gives me great pleasure ripping the strip off:D Evil, arent I

mhe

Thanx to all those who replied to my query last night - went to boots 2nite and got 5 TD handcreams for free so im VERY pleased with that. Now just need to work out some good points earning deals !!!!

passion8

squiggles wrote: »

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It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"

:T :T :T

What a great sig that would make :rotfl:

Thanks squiggles - it was worth logging in for just to read that