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  • goldfinches
    goldfinches Posts: 2,537 Forumite
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    Yesterday I went into a posher town. Managed to get free parking, a free wee (pay machine was broken) and a free coffee (as I had a fully stamped loyalty card from some while ago) but nothing else at all. 
    I feel a joke trying to come on along the lines of "How do you know you're in an upmarket area? You have to pay to do anything including relieve yourself." but can't manage to make it be funny IYSWIM. Can anyone else help me out here please?

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  • Floss
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    Yesterday I went into a posher town. Managed to get free parking, a free wee (pay machine was broken) and a free coffee (as I had a fully stamped loyalty card from some while ago) but nothing else at all. 
    I feel a joke trying to come on along the lines of "How do you know you're in an upmarket area? You have to pay to do anything including relieve yourself." but can't manage to make it be funny IYSWIM. Can anyone else help me out here please?
    You've obviously never been to Blackpool - it's been 20p to spend a penny for years.
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  • Miró
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    edited 9 October 2020 at 8:05PM
    Yesterday I went into a posher town. Managed to get free parking, a free wee (pay machine was broken) and a free coffee (as I had a fully stamped loyalty card from some while ago) but nothing else at all. 
    I feel a joke trying to come on along the lines of "How do you know you're in an upmarket area? You have to pay to do anything including relieve yourself." but can't manage to make it be funny IYSWIM. Can anyone else help me out here please?
    Most of our public loos, including those in shops & supermarkets, have been closed since Lockdown v.i
  • goldfinches
    goldfinches Posts: 2,537 Forumite
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    Miró said:
    Yesterday I went into a posher town. Managed to get free parking, a free wee (pay machine was broken) and a free coffee (as I had a fully stamped loyalty card from some while ago) but nothing else at all. 
    I feel a joke trying to come on along the lines of "How do you know you're in an upmarket area? You have to pay to do anything including relieve yourself." but can't manage to make it be funny IYSWIM. Can anyone else help me out here please?
    Most of our public loos, including those in shops & supermarkets, have been closed since Lockdown v.i
    It was like that here until a few weeks ago and you could tell where people who had been caught short were using by the aroma during the hot weather but thankfully some shops opened theirs quite early on and the city council left one open in the town centre. Other places are gradually opening their facilities again but one still has to plan carefully before leaving home.
    I don't think there can be many who just open the front door and off they go nowadays, in fact I'm sure that quite a lot of people will acquire the lifelong habit of using the loo last thing before leaving home and washing one's hands when one returns without ever stopping to consider why.
    I did once have to beg to be allowed to use the ladies on the way home from a chazza marathon a few weeks ago as I'd stayed out longer than I planned and was walking home the longer, more scenic route. I don't want to repeat that in a hurry as leaving that building involved a huge and very confusing one-way detour.
    Anyway I don't plan to visit any charity shops this weekend as I've resolved to avoid temptation until I've finished reading my current library books which are all due back next week so happy chazza hunting to everyone else and like Magpie I'll be reading along to get my fix that way too, goldfinches.

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