The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

maryb

Dozed off again when he turned over and the noise abated - a bit.

He has now bounded out of bed with a glad cry enumerating all the things we need to get done

Ah well, at least he has gone to make tea.

Otherwise ......

maryb

I know how to make him suffer AND stop snoring

Put him on a dietj:D

Where’s a little Red Devil emoji when you need one?

VJsmum

Oh dear maryb i truly feel your pain.

My OH snores and snorts all night. I wear silicone ear plugs usually- but i forgot to take them on NYE to my sister in law's. Kicking did nothing, a loudly hissed !!!!!! did nothing, an even louder "SHUT UP " shut him up for about a minute. Sheer exhaustion sent me to sleep in the end for 3 hours.

I also could smother him when this happens. Thank God we have a spare room.

maryb

I too wear earplugs. We had a family holiday last year and my DDs laughed hysterically at the panic in my voice when I couldn’t find them and thought I hadn’t packed them. I was googling the French for earplugs. But then found them

THIRZAH

I keep a spare pair of earplugs in my sponge bag.It's not just DHs snoring that wakes me.One DD lives near the coast so we get seagulls on the roof at dawn. The other DD lives in a block of flats so the neighbours wake me-they are not really noisy it's just that we live in a detached house so I'm not used to hearing other people.

mardatha

All that wakens me in the morning is the odd sheep or coo making a racket
Fabulous fluorescent pinky orange sky this morning as the sun is coming up over the hill. What a beautfiul world we live in.

silvasava

Batten down the hatches tonight Monna - gales coming in this evening until tomorrow morning
DS1's 50th on Saturday so need to sort out as many embarrassing photos as I can for his party. Bad Mum!!

Islandmaid

maryb you made me laugh, my DH was not only snoring, but appeared to be auditioning for River dance most of the night, with his legs twitching and flailing around... scenes from the film Misery played in my head

Maybe Terry and June had it right with separate beds.....

Happy New Year all x

MMF007

Er, I hardly dare report but ....

When I woke up this morning I asked DH if he'd slept well because I had.
He said, 'I was up at 2 o'clock'.
'Why?', I asked.
Because you were snoring, Dear!'
'Oh, sorry!'

I'd better go and start the chores.

Floss

Fencers, please can I confess to not only being married to a snorer, but also being one myself (usually when carrying too much weight as I currently am)...apparently his earplugs don't seem to block out my particular noise