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OS FRIDAY 28th Sept 2007

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  • Ok this is for u aussie, since u think u know scots, decipher this then:p

    Wee Angus on his wae frae work
    would hit tha pub fa a perk
    O' Tennents lager frae tha keg
    whiles chatting up tha barmaid Meg
    A pint or twa there wae friens
    a' bleathering awa like scholars an Deans
    Debators O Parlimentary views
    Ministers preaching o'er tha pews
    Wae drink in hand they'd laugh their fill
    tha glory Mead upon their bill
    Yelping like some bairney pups
    catching breeths atween their sups.

    (nae wiser a man than yin filled wae ale
    Nae greater a time than while drinking frae tha Grail.)

    In football games they A' would linger
    or singing songs for all's a singer
    Nae matter how bad tha voice
    a' would request their favorite choice
    Happy all wae drink in hand
    while holding up the bar they stand
    In rattled curses tae tha bumping airms
    while viewing o'er some lassies chairms
    Whispering oot all dreams an desires
    that drink within them all inspires
    An' Angus kens that soon or late
    he tae hame must tak tha gate.

    Kenning tae deep doun inside
    his drunken breath he'd better hide
    Saying fareweel tae friens and foes
    leaing ahind tha pub's warm burning coals
    Doun he stummels tae tha chippy
    tha air ootside tis crisp an nippy
    Making him drunker than afore
    he side steps frae door tae door
    Eating his fish supper, enjoying each bite
    thinking aboot all that's happened tha night.
    Till there he rouns tha corner street
    His hame sae warmly it does greet,
    Falling o'er tha step ootside his hame
    Tha door it opens, Behold his sullen Dame
    Trying tae act sober wae all his might
    afore his wifie here tha night
    But she nae fool nor blind tae see
    his daft antics, his blabbering plea.

    In comes Angus wae words O' love
    tae face tha thumping slap an shove
    Her roaring voice would put fear intae tha Deil
    Hear wee Angus weep an squeal.

    What type O' life drink it brings
    that great at first yet later stings
    What worth has man tae waste his life
    wae drinks illusions an its strife.
    Sooner or later as true as Hell
    Yin cannie live save by its spell
    getting worse an worse day by day
    while friens an family turn away
    An Angus wheither he kens or no
    has drifted where tha drunkards go
    An time shall tell what fate bestows
    for tha Curse O Ale, nae man knows.

    :rotfl: give it your best shot:p
  • Morning Guys!

    Feel a little more with it this morning. Nurse has left but I have an appointment at 10am at the hospital:rolleyes: ....apart from that, I should be at home resting up.

    Managed to sell another £25 of books on Amazon last night, so they have to be posted off and have several watchers on some ebay stuff I have listed. Am really pleased with all the sales this month as it has cleared loads of books out the way which will never be used again as they are mainly study aids. It may be worth listing any old uni books you may have laying around on Amazon as some of them can be quite rare and difficult to source, so you may be able to make money from your cluttered books:confused:

    WM has been on and OH has hung it out, DW empty and toilet clean:D House all clean and tidy.

    Looking forward to the wedding tomorrow and am feeling very sorry for my little sister as she will be there alone with her 2 kids. We are all sitting at the same table so I am sure Grandpa and OH will keep them all amused up and dancing etc. I am not going to let her drink too much as she will only embarrass herself and she has the kids to take care of.

    Anyway, Id better be getting dressed and ready to go or I'll have OH nagging me:p

    Hugs to all.

    PP
    xx
    To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it,
    requires brains!
    FEB GC/DIESEL £200/4 WEEKS
  • AussieLass
    AussieLass Posts: 4,066 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    kyle wrote: »
    Ok this is for u aussie, since u think u know scots, decipher this then:p

    Wee Angus on his wae frae work Angus drops into the pub
    would hit tha pub fa a perk for a drink (gee this is hard :rolleyes:)
    O' Tennents lager frae tha keg lager from the keg
    whiles chatting up tha barmaid Meg chatting up the barmaid Meg
    A pint or twa there wae friens drinks with his friends (no doubt not paying)
    a' bleathering awa like scholars an Deans chatting to boring old fags
    Debators O Parlimentary views
    Ministers preaching o'er tha pews
    Wae drink in hand they'd laugh their fill they're getting p*ssed
    tha glory Mead upon their bill the tabs getting higher
    Yelping like some bairney pups
    catching breeths atween their sups.

    (nae wiser a man than yin filled wae ale
    Nae greater a time than while drinking frae tha Grail.)

    In football games they A' would linger The usual drunken bit
    or singing songs for all's a singer
    Nae matter how bad tha voice
    a' would request their favorite choice
    Happy all wae drink in hand
    while holding up the bar they stand
    In rattled curses tae tha bumping airms
    while viewing o'er some lassies chairms
    Whispering oot all dreams an desires
    that drink within them all inspires
    An' Angus kens that soon or late
    he tae hame must tak tha gate.

    Kenning tae deep doun inside
    his drunken breath he'd better hide
    Saying fareweel tae friens and foes
    leaing ahind tha pub's warm burning coals
    Doun he stummels tae tha chippy
    tha air ootside tis crisp an nippy
    Making him drunker than afore
    he side steps frae door tae door
    Eating his fish supper, enjoying each bite Stops off at the chippy
    thinking aboot all that's happened tha night.
    Till there he rouns tha corner street
    His hame sae warmly it does greet,
    Falling o'er tha step ootside his hame
    Tha door it opens, Behold his sullen Dame He's gonna cop it big time
    Trying tae act sober wae all his might
    afore his wifie here tha night
    But she nae fool nor blind tae see
    his daft antics, his blabbering plea.

    In comes Angus wae words O' love
    tae face tha thumping slap an shove
    Her roaring voice would put fear intae tha Deil
    Hear wee Angus weep an squeal. He's copped it.

    What type O' life drink it brings
    that great at first yet later stings
    What worth has man tae waste his life
    wae drinks illusions an its strife.
    Sooner or later as true as Hell
    Yin cannie live save by its spell
    getting worse an worse day by day
    while friens an family turn away
    An Angus wheither he kens or no
    has drifted where tha drunkards go
    An time shall tell what fate bestows
    for tha Curse O Ale, nae man knows. The last chapter the evils of drink.

    :rotfl: give it your best shot:p
    Well how did I go? :p
    Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. ;)


  • tired_mum
    tired_mum Posts: 2,340 Forumite
    morning all
    Kyle think i just about understood that verse must be the excitment going to your head:rotfl:
    Pen Pin hope you all have a lovely time at the wedding especially your sis
    Ruby good luck at the hospital
    Mrs Mcawber hugs for your sis
    Scuzz hugs to you
    GBroon hugs to DD & DGS3 hope they feel better soon
    The Shuffs hugs to you hope your problems are sorted soon
    Mioliere happy birthday to your mum:bdaycake:
    Essex girl happybirthday to your DS
    well washing out on the line and housework calls so hugs to all who need them and hope you all have a good day
  • :rotfl: getting there aussie, but not quite:p

    very funny tired mum:rotfl:

    am soon off to get tarted up for my hols, well getting my hair coloured etc:D

    dh is now on holiday from work, he is very excited now about it!

    must remember to get dressed before i go out, so comfy in my pj's:rotfl:

    susie
  • taplady
    taplady Posts: 7,184 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Morning all!

    off to work soon untill tomorrow morning, then got 3 days off!

    MrsMcawber - well done on the weight loss!:T

    Happy Birthday to Mioliere's Mum and Essex-girl's DS:bdaycake:

    Redruby - hope all goes well for you today x

    Mrs_Mix, scuzz and everyones else with a cold hope you get well soon x

    MrsMcawber - hope its not too painful today for your Sis!


    Got to pop to shops for a few essentials before work, seem to be running out of everything but plan a big Asda shop on Sunday trying to do a 2 week menu with just top ups of milk and veg in between!

    Hope you all have a good day, off for a quick browse

    take care xx
    Do what you love :happyhear
  • chalky_75
    chalky_75 Posts: 2,491 Forumite
    Morning everybody. Cold here but OH just got his ladder out and has now opened all the windows!!!! Will have to go out later to get warm!

    N9eav- perhaps that will settle the adoption issue-she obviously loves kids- good luck

    Red Ruby - good luck today- will be thinking of you

    Mrs Mix
    Anniebooklover
    Smashingblouse- Hope you all feel better soon.

    I fall for it everytime Aussielass. I read your post without looking who you are and think "how can anyone have done all that already" Hope you have had a good day.

    Penelope Penquin- :j Hello from the founder member of I love to be mentioned club!!!

    Well a good day here I think. Wasn't called into work. No pennies but thank goodness.

    So home made pasties are out of the freezer as is soup for lunch.

    Shopping list is made for the weekend

    WM on and bed stripped.

    Congratulations to all those celebrating and gentle thoughts to all those who are feeling alone or just plain fed up.
    Try and do a good deed every day.
  • chalky_75
    chalky_75 Posts: 2,491 Forumite
    Taplady just saw how much weight you have lost. That is amazing WELL DONE
    Try and do a good deed every day.
  • csarina
    csarina Posts: 2,557 Forumite
    Morning all.................((((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))))) if you need one.

    A quickie this morning just going out.

    Visit to the garden centre yesterday was a success, bout two cyclamen for myself and one for another resident........OH got the manure he was after and I bought a bag of spuds for £3.25.

    Off to the local shopping centre and then this avvy to see my friwnd. She goes to Cyprus for three weeks next Wednesday.

    See y'all later..............
    Was 13st 8 lbs,Now 12st 11 Lost 10 1/4lbs since I started on my diet.
  • mioliere
    mioliere Posts: 6,838 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Hi all - just popped in with a coffee and to tell you all the the thread cold has reached these parts and I am now sniffing and sneezing. I need to phone my mum to tell her; she'll insist we still go because I know she's been looking forward to our visit but her immunity is low (due to having half of each lung removed when she was pregnant with me because she had TB) and we are always cautious about giving her anything that could make her ill.

    TAPLADY - thanks for the birthday wishes for her!

    KYLE - well done - all that typing! I've printed it off and will study it when I have more time but it looks brilliant. Perhaps Aussie will come back with the antipodean version.

    PENPIN - hope you're feeling better. You really do have a lot to contend with - I take my hat off to you. Well done on all your sales. I haven't sold on Amazon for ages but have just added some old study books to my list. I sold a book on Green Metropolis last week - that's the first one in about six months so fingers crossed!

    Well, I think I had better go and do something. (((hugs))) to all those who need them and 'thanks' for whoever it was who sneezed on me!!

    KathyXX
    KNIT YOUR SQUARE TOTALS:

    Squares: 11, Animal blankets: 2
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