How long before acceptable to fart in front of partner?

12_month_challenge

Try being in a classroom of 30 teenage boys after lunch :eek:

When you open the classroom door there is a green mist
Tonight Matthew I'm gonna be........

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

AntoMac

I've been married a long time and I still get miffed when my wife farts.......If she does louder/better ones than I can.

Dizzy_Ditzy

Mrs_Boo_Boo wrote: »

Oh no not another fart post. So funny I'm crying,but that's my toilet humour!!!
Hubbie is trying to act the prude, but he farts too. We fart in front of each other. I want to know why he always times it to have a poo when I'm cleaning my teeth. I obviously wouldn't fart in public,but it is sometimes very painful to keep it in so have to let it out somewhere, usually in my car when I'm on my own.
Yes horses fart. My friend's pony always waits until I am picking out his back hooves to let one out. I always thank him for that.
Better out than in I say.

You certainly know about it when a broody hen farts :eek::eek:

bubbs

This is soooo funny and thanks for making me:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: i certainly need it and yes we fart infront of each other:p

annie_d

Never ever ever ok to do it

marmitelovemehateme

comeandgo wrote: »

Never, I know everyone has wind but I think it shows an utter disrespect for your partner. My views are probably tempered by how I was brought up. I can not remember either of my parents farting.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:It's not the quote I'm laughing at its the name of the person quoting "comeandgo" very apt:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T

catoutthebag

Agree. Vile to do it in front of each other. Girls smell of roses right.

catkins

seven-day-weekend wrote: »

I have been to. the pub down the road before now. I would be mortified if either of us went to the toilet in front of each other (and yes, we have seen each other naked!).

But it is up to each couple to decide what they find acceptable, it is no-one else's business, and neither is their sex life.

Well as the closest public toilet to me is at least half a mile away I will continue going, if I need to, in front of my OH.

I don't honestly see why you would be mortified to go to the loo in front of each other especially only a wee. Have you honestly never seen your husband wee? We walk in the forest a lot and very occasionally my OH needs a wee - he doesn't have to walk off to do it as it really does not bother me. I can't think of anything that either of us could do that the other would find embarrassing. We regularly walk around the house naked

Having to go in a bed pan in a hospital ward would mortify me.


I agree that it is up to each couple as to what they find acceptable but I struggle to get my head round why some couples do not seem to be that comfortable with each other. The husband of the woman who has never let him see her naked and has never even had sex naked is far from happy with the situation.

annie_d wrote: »

Never ever ever ok to do it

Why exactly? As others have said, it is a natural bodily function.


I have IBS so maybe that's why I often get wind. As I said before, I am not going to keep going out of the room when I can't stop myself from farting. Also it often happens when I am in bed. Am I really supposed to keep getting out of bed to do it?


I feel like some people are in the Victorian age

Petra_70

Not a lot to add except I think it's HILARIOUS that people claim they don't fart, or their parents never farted, or their partner never farts. EVERYBODY FARTS! :rotfl:

As many people have said on here, it's a natural bodily function. How on earth can someone not fart?!

FTR, it obviously depends, but I started farting in front of DH not long after we met... a few weeks I think. I could not be with someone that would not allow farting, and I had to leave the room to fart.

How odd.

chookmom

Farting is a natural bodily function as is defaecating, neither are pleasant enough to want to share them with others but what surprises me more is all those who say they can't help it.
Don't most people have some control over their bowels and can wait to pass wind or use the toilet? What do they do if they are at work ...or parents evening?

Do the same people pick their noses in front of their partners?