How long before acceptable to fart in front of partner?

Bobby2016

Pretty much as per the title of the thread - How long do you have to wait when you've started seeing someone before it becomes acceptable to fart in front of them?

Lily-Rose_3

Bobby2016 wrote: »

Pretty much as per the title of the thread - How long do you have to wait when you've started seeing someone before it becomes acceptable to fart in front of them?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Sorry, but this deserves ROFLs!

Sorry

I guess it depends... It was about 2 months before I pumped in front of hubby. he just laughed. I do try to not do it toooo much though. I will only pump in front of him, our daughter, and my 2 best pals. I don't pump in public (well not loudly LOL!)

I do know several women who have been with their man for a number of years, and STILL don't pump in front of him!

worried_jim

Day one. Do it loud, do it proud.

comeandgo

Never, I know everyone has wind but I think it shows an utter disrespect for your partner. My views are probably tempered by how I was brought up. I can not remember either of my parents farting.

Bobby2016

Its a tough call, it really is. I find myself having to sneak out the bedroom most nights just to let it out. I've found a few techniques to do it in bed, but its obviously still a risk.

Apparently I farted in my sleep last night, which wasn't the first time but I thought I got away with it before. The first time was so loud it woke me up. I checked all vital signs and thought she was still asleep, but apparently it woke her up as well.

As i've been caught doing it in my sleep, does that now give me carte blanche to let rip would you say?

Lily-Rose_3

comeandgo wrote: »

Never, I know everyone has wind but I think it shows an utter disrespect for your partner. My views are probably tempered by how I was brought up. I can not remember either of my parents farting.

Well I wouldn't say that (although you are entitled to your opinions of course...) I mean, people can't help having wind, and holding it in makes you feel uncomfortable and ill.

Constantly doing it like 10 times a day (in front of your partner,) is a bit much though, or if you sit on their face and do it! :rotfl:

But I would say things like swearing, or blowing ciggie smoke at them, or constantly talking over them would be rude, but pumping (and burping) is something that's natural, (and you can't help it,) so I think saying it's 'utterly disrespectful' is a bit harsh.

I remember once, seeing a programme about a young man (around 25) who brought his girlfriend of 3 months to meet his parents, and she pumped at the table (accidently.) He finished with her for doing that!

I think she was well rid of him. What a ridiculous over-reaction!

heuchera

What sort of farts.. some are more controllable than others :eek::rotfl:

Bobby2016

Lily-Rose wrote: »

Well I wouldn't say that (although you are entitled to your opinions of course...) I mean, people can't help having wind, and holding it in makes you feel uncomfortable and ill.

Constantly doing it like 10 times a day (in front of your partner,) is a bit much though, or if you sit on their face and do it! :rotfl:

But I would say things like swearing, or blowing ciggie smoke at them, or constantly talking over them would be rude, but pumping (and burping) is something that's natural, (and you can't help it,) so I think saying it's 'utterly disrespectful' is a bit harsh.

Thats what I was thinking.

Interjecting it with the "Pull my finger" prank would add a bit of amusement as well I think.

Lily-Rose_3

heuchera wrote: »

What sort of farts.. some are more controllable than others :eek::rotfl:

Yep. doing a follow through wouldn't be great!

fairy_lights

Bobby2016 wrote: »

Its a tough call, it really is. I find myself having to sneak out the bedroom most nights just to let it out. I've found a few techniques to do it in bed, but its obviously still a risk.

I've got to ask... what are these new farting techniques you've discovered? I mean you can't reinvent the wheel :rotfl:

DigForVictory

Slightly depends on how you met - if it was at a more 'relaxed' venue, then possibly from day one.
If, on the other hand, you're scouting for talent at La Scala it may be a bit longer.

If in doubt, and not in front of witnesses, let your wind go free & hope for laughter.