How long before acceptable to fart in front of partner?

Bobby2016

fairy_lights wrote: »

I've got to ask... what are these new farting techniques you've discovered? I mean you can't reinvent the wheel :rotfl:

If you discreetly pull the cheeks apart, it comes out as a very slight "Pfffttt" sound rather then a full on trouser trump.

scooby088

Day one if in doubt let it out

Lily-Rose_3

Bobby2016 wrote: »

If you discreetly pull the cheeks apart, it comes out as a very slight "Pfffttt" sound rather then a full on trouser trump.

Still has the same odour though!

pigpen

worried_jim wrote: »

Day one. Do it loud, do it proud.

Absolutely!!

Some people find burping insulting, some dislike breaking wind.. but it is a perfectly normal, natural thing to do.. everyone does it!! Personally, I find walking about with bare feet the worst thing ever.. or shirtless.. gimme farts and burps any day!!

My OH practically rattles the windows, our 3 daughters are exactly the same!! I tend to go for the more subtle approach.. silent and deadly.. and blame the cat! lol.. Actually if it's an eye-waterer I fess up with pride hahaha.


Family motto..

"Wherever you may be, Let your wind blow free. In church or chapel Let it rattle For tis the wind that killeth thee."

Bobby2016

Lily-Rose wrote: »

Still has the same odour though!

That is very true, however with lack of sound its easy to blame it on other things, or even look at your partner as if to say "was that you?".

Fortunately with my current partner, they have been odorless. I remember my previous partner nipping to the loo and coming back in the bedroom and exclaiming "Oh my god, it smells of bum in here". Possibly due to the Indian takeaway we had that evening. Not brave enough yet to have the same occurrence.

getmore4less

Bobby2016 wrote: »

Pretty much as per the title of the thread - How long do you have to wait when you've started seeing someone before it becomes acceptable to fart in front of them?

Depends how hot you are.

You soon find out if it is too soon.

Lily-Rose_3

pigpen wrote: »

Absolutely!!

Some people find burping insulting, some dislike breaking wind.. but it is a perfectly normal, natural thing to do.. everyone does it!! Personally, I find walking about with bare feet the worst thing ever.. or shirtless.. gimme farts and burps any day!!

My OH practically rattles the windows, our 3 daughters are exactly the same!! I tend to go for the more subtle approach.. silent and deadly.. and blame the cat! lol.. Actually if it's an eye-waterer I fess up with pride hahaha.


Family motto..

"Wherever you may be, Let your wind blow free. In church or chapel Let it rattle For tis the wind that killeth thee."

:rotfl: I think I'll turn down that offer of dinner at your house! Although I could bring my gas mask! :rotfl:

Seriously though; I don't see how it can be construed as horribly disrespectful, as you can't help it.

Bobby2016 wrote: »

That is very true, however with lack of sound its easy to blame it on other things, or even look at your partner as if to say "was that you?".

Fortunately with my current partner, they have been odorless. I remember my previous partner nipping to the loo and coming back in the bedroom and exclaiming "Oh my god, it smells of bum in here". Possibly due to the Indian takeaway we had that evening. Not brave enough yet to have the same occurrence.

:rotfl::T Ewwwwww!

Bobby2016

getmore4less wrote: »

Depends how hot you are.

You soon find out if it is too soon.

That's very true. Suppose it goes back to the old adage of "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting"

pigpen

Lily-Rose wrote: »

:rotfl: I think I'll turn down that offer of dinner at your house! Although I could bring my gas mask!

bizarrely none of them smell.. they are all loud but not smelly.. I have one day a month, the day before AF turns up when I am disgusting.. I do usually try to let them loose away from noses because I don't want to smell it so I don't see why others would..

Lily-Rose_3

pigpen wrote: »

bizarrely none of them smell.. they are all loud but not smelly.. I have one day a month, the day before AF turns up when I am disgusting.. I do usually try to let them loose away from noses because I don't want to smell it so I don't see why others would..

Sorry, what's AF?