How long before acceptable to fart in front of partner?

pigpen

aunt flo.. period.

Sam_Fallow

The day that one farts in front of their partner is always considered a milestone in any relationship. I remember my first time...

It couldn't be helped and it had to come out. It was loud and vibrant and there certainly was an echo. My girlfriend was livid, I could see the rage building up in her expression. Her parents didn't seem to mind so much, almost as if they were pretending it never happened. The rest of the congregation were not so polite and there were many tuttings and mutterings.

Still... there'll be other funerals.

Dizzy_Ditzy

But then just as you think it's all gone and dealt with, you move position from where or how you're sitting an a fart bubble pops out from the [STRIKE]crack[/STRIKE] nowhere and damn if that little bubble isn't the deadliest stinky one ever :eek::rotfl:

Sorry. Farts amuse me :rotfl:

System

When you say 'fart in front of partner' are you talking about taking priority here?

I always let the wife fart first just to keep the peace

Gloomendoom

Bobby2016 wrote: »

Pretty much as per the title of the thread - How long do you have to wait when you've started seeing someone before it becomes acceptable to fart in front of them?

About a hundred years, maybe two hundred.

prosaver

How would you know its acceptable.?
Do they say
Thank you for that, sir

prosaver

I was walking behind this old man who farted real loud I just shouted out
uuuuuuugghhhh laughing

JulieElizabeth

Farts are like children

You can only withstand your own

heuchera

Lily-Rose wrote: »

Yep. doing a follow through wouldn't be great!

I was thinking more ladygarden trumps a la Charlotte Crosby :cool:

tesuhoha

I always run to the loo if I need to do something like that and put the extractor fan on.