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Item missing from house - hmmm we've got a cleaner

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  • Azari
    Azari Posts: 4,317 Forumite
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    edited 3 April at 1:58PM
    [quote=[Deleted User];68776057]BUT shes, out of the blue said shes quitting cleaning and going home for good. First we'd heard of it but she text last night and is gone today apparently. Make of that what you will[/quote]

    I would imagine she's sick to the back teeth of unreasonable, nightmare, employers. (Or, at least one.)
    I'm not saying a thing.

    Yes you are.

    In particular:
    Sorry too many co-incidences here now....

    No coincidence.

    She's clearly hacked off with working for someone who has no respect for cleaners and, not only finds fault at every opportunity, but posts details of the supposed faults all over a public website.

    She's obviously decided to go home to find a bit of sanity and she goes with my best wishes and sympathy.
    There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate information.
  • maninthestreet
    maninthestreet Posts: 16,127 Forumite
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    Azari wrote: »
    I would imagine she's sick to the back teeth of unreasonable, nightmare, employers. (Or, at least one.)



    Yes you are.

    In particular:



    No coincidence.

    She's clearly hacked off with working for someone who has no respect for cleaners and, not only finds fault at every opportunity, but posts details of the supposed faults all over a public website.

    She's obviously decided to go home to find a bit of sanity and she goes with my best wishes and sympathy.

    ...or she's realised the game is up and doing a runner back to her own country fearing that the rozzer's may be after her...
    "You were only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!!"
  • Azari
    Azari Posts: 4,317 Forumite
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    ...or she's realised the game is up and doing a runner back to her own country fearing that the rozzer's may be after her...

    And the next thing we'll be seeing is Paulfoel complaining that the police will not start extradition proceedings ...
    There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate information.
  • ivavoucher
    ivavoucher Posts: 529 Forumite
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    Some embarrassing posts on this thread.
  • randomer
    randomer Posts: 275 Forumite
    Is this real? One of my 4 jobs is cleaner....although it hurts my back needs must.

    I am Eastern Something and I don't nick things
  • powerful_Rogue
    powerful_Rogue Posts: 8,354 Forumite
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    Just as there is a possibility of the cleaner stealing the headphones, there is also the following possibilities:

    1) Son sold them to buy white lightning/condoms/drugs etc
    2) Son sold broke them and disposed of the evidence
  • robatwork
    robatwork Posts: 7,266 Forumite
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    3) Son sold them to the cleaner at a "bargain" price
    4) NASA probe just passing Pluto opened a wormhole in space/time fabric and headphones fell through.
  • daytona0
    daytona0 Posts: 2,358 Forumite
    robatwork wrote: »
    3) Son sold them to the cleaner at a "bargain" price
    4) NASA probe just passing Pluto opened a wormhole in space/time fabric and headphones fell through.

    5) They are actually Schrodinger's headphones, and he has just opened the box (forcing them to 'exist' in the box, and not in OP's house).

    6) Through quantum entanglement the cleaner has somehow managed to instantaneously 'send' the particles to this "East European" country.
  • BrassicWoman
    BrassicWoman Posts: 3,218 Forumite
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    make sure your next cleaner is happy to do dad's laundry and taxi him around. all kinds of problems fixed!
    2021 GC £1365.71/ £2400
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