The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Seaotter wrote: »

It was meant to be a NSD but I had a doctor's appointment, and he gave me a prescription! Nooooo!

Perhaps tomorrow!

A lot of us,me included,don't count prescriptions as spends.

Spend day for me today.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

.....And here you can see the audience swaying and joining in with the chorus, as kerri whizzes up and down her pole......My Lovely Donkey is already top of the Yootoob charts.....record producers are queuing up to sign up Our Fathers.......No, Mrs Doyle, no more tea and sandwiches, please, have mercy, I am starting to look like a giant egg sandwich.......helllpppppp!

Uh? Wha....Where am I? Oh, it has all been a horrible dream.....the Eurovision heats are only just starting, Igor and Chef are waiting to go on, with their backing singers and dancers already hitting the gin bottle....

Well folks,don't ask me how,but the boys have done it.It was a smash hit with the audience and the judges.

Despite a shaky start when one of Igor's sock suspenders got caught in Cheffie's truss,just as they were manfully about to heave themselves up onto the saddle,causing a crimson-faced Cheffie to sing a few lines in a startling falsetto,which seemed to frighten poor Hubert into have a slight gas problem (too many sugar lumps and fizzy pop IMHO),which seemed in turn to dampen the pole dancing skills of kerri and co,and in fact left many in the vicinity feeling nauseous and dizzy.
For some reason the sprinklers were set off,and we all got a teensy bit damp.
But never mind all that.The boys romped home,saved the bacon and won the competition!

Yes,that's right - they're through! :eek:

Now hands up,all of you who thought they'd never do it - hm?

Cheffie feels that his natural charm won the day,and is preening and strutting in front of the mirror.He's going to be impossible now...

Igor has his handsome knees and lucky unmentionables to thank for this good news,which is something that a certain Mr Clooney has never achieved.

Hubert always knew that this day would come,when he would be adored and admired.He also bribed the judges.

marmiterulesok

We have a massive 145 nsds in total and an impressive 5.3 average! :money:

Hoipolloi

NSD number 10 and 11 on Sunday and monday :beer:

kerri_gt

Marmite it was never in doubt

marmiterulesok

Thank you for that vote of confidence kerri.

Not everything that 'our lads' do turns into a disaster zone....

By the way,I hope that the nausea has subsided?
Hubert unleashed some very potent odours last night.
Luckily for me I always carry a clothes peg in my pocket,in case of such calamities.

marmiterulesok

Hello all!



Hope you have a good day.

kerri_gt

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Thank you for that vote of confidence kerri.

Not everything that 'our lads' do turns into a disaster zone....

By the way,I hope that the nausea has subsided?
Hubert unleashed some very potent odours last night.
Luckily for me I always carry a clothes peg in my pocket,in case of such calamities.

Well you know that spin I did holding my nose, then shimmied up the pole above the toxic fumes...well they weren't in the original routine.

Knit_Witch

kerri_gt wrote: »

Well you know that spin I did holding my nose, then shimmied up the pole above the toxic fumes...well they weren't in the original routine.

I was impressed with the speed you could get up that pole Kerri!

Due to the fact that our lads want new costumes for the big night (and Mrs Doyle would like a new apron with ALL the contestants flags on it!), I am going to be seriously busy with knitting and sewing needles, therefore I am claoming number 12 and 12 in a row :j

stripeyjumpergirl

NSD 6 for me today