The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

Elliesmum

Nargleblast Ooooo- nobbling... Can I have a go? Never been a nobbler before

NSD #7 today - but spendy day yesterday :mad:

EM xx

marmiterulesok

What a good idea!

He could really push the boat out and do his famed sprouts vindaloo curry,washed down with a few gallons of Ye Olde Fartinge Bishope....once tasted,never forgotten! :eek:

Along with his famed ferret and pilchard mini quiches and the turnip Prosecco for starters,we're smiling.

For those with room for pudding,that yummy chocolate moose would be a light and delicate way to finish off the [STRIKE]contestants[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] meal,n'est ce pas?

Nargleblast

Elliesmum - well volunteered! You can peel the sprouts for the curry - they are all in that sack over there...

marmiterulesok

Elliesmum wrote: »

Nargleblast Ooooo- nobbling... Can I have a go? Never been a nobbler before

We've got a few 'How To Nobble Successfully' classes lined up,so don't worry,you'll get there.

Well done on #7. :j

Nargleblast #6 well and truly trussed up!

Nargleblast

That reminds me, marmite, in the nobbling classes, is scotmum doing the lecture on beauty pageant nobbling again?

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

That reminds me, marmite, in the nobbling classes, is scotmum doing the lecture on beauty pageant nobbling again?

You know,I'm sure she'd jump at the chance....

So,will you ask her? :rotfl:

Nargleblast

Ok will do. And I know kerri has some exciting research to share with us all on the merits of chip fat versus axle grease for nobbling pole dance poles.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Ok will do. And I know kerri has some exciting research to share with us all on the merits of chip fat versus axle grease for nobbling pole dance poles.

That's right.Indeed.
Remember that chip fat oil deep muscle massage that scotmum had?
We could offer that to the other contestants too.
Smelling rancid on the night won't endear them to the judges.

marmiterulesok

Not forgetting that local bad boy Bert Scroggins' podcast 'Nobble Like A Pro'.

Nargleblast

I beg to differ - rancid chip fat smells like roses compared with Igor's underpants......

knitwitch can you get hold of knitting wool with built-in fragrance? And perhaps you could use a psychedelic print on the costumes to give all the other contestants a headache?