The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

Nargleblast

knitwitch- Don't worry about checking in, just do what you have to do. Take care.

Pollygarter

Sorry to hear your mum is so poorly knitwitch, hope she is as comfortable as she can be. And that you are able to look after yourself as well.

Another NSD for me. That's no. 4.

Nargleblast

Number 4 NSD for the Cauldron of Doom!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Marmite, I am puzzled by your post. You say the moisturising stuff in my bath worked well on Igor....surely you are not suggesting.....that I shared my bath with Igor??????

Igor was aghast when I delicately put this question to him.
I'm sorry to disappoint you Nargle,but Igor's only bathtime companion is Cecil,his rubber ducky.

scotmumof3 wrote: »

I haven't heard our Eurovision entry yet. Please tell me it's not "My lovely Horse ":eek:

Elliesmum wrote: »

If it is, I'll get my shotgun and blast the guitar like Father Jack

Oh ye of little faith......

They are doing a completely different song called "My Lovely Donkey".The words and lyrics are the same,only the word 'donkey' has been substituted for 'horse'.Not the same at all.

Honestly.

Igor has been sewn into his spanking new extra lucky unmentionables and swears he'll never take them off,Hubert has been coyly chomping on sugar lumps all day and Cheffie is hard at it trying to master playing ping pong,but lost his rag and is now sulking in the kitchen.
Dress rehearsal is at 4 o'clock prompt tomorrow afternoon and the actual performance is at 8 o'clock tomorrow evening,so please everyone,make sure that everything is ready.

Nargleblast

My Lovely Donkey.....his legs are wonky....he plays the honky tonky.....these lyrics are shonky.......

Yes, definitely a winning song there......

marmiterulesok

Knit Witch so sorry to hear your dear mum.Sending you a big ((hug)) if that's ok.Try and take care of yourself.

Pollygarter well done on getting #4!Target nearly reached! :j

Hoipolloi #9 achieved -impressive!

Elliesmum how I'd love to be a fly on the wall,in order to see your brother's sherbety rabid dog impersonation... :rotfl:
Well done for making a packed lunch for tomorrow.

IrishRose12 and scotmumof3 congratulations both of you on nabbing #6. :T

slowlyfading is doing well,with #7 captured.

donna dynamo has claimed #5 - yay! :j

jodles16 sounds like a fab day,but I'll wait for you to confirm the nsd.

Nargleblast whoo hoo! #4 all tied up!

I got #10 today.I'm being very well behaved this month.I hope it lasts.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

My Lovely Donkey.....his legs are wonky....he plays the honky tonky.....these lyrics are shonky.......

Yes, definitely a winning song there......

Yes,it sure is a # fonky,stonky,twonky # tune.

marmiterulesok

Well done to Knit Witch,our first prize winner with 10/10!

Nargleblast

Igor, just because last year's contest winner wore a beard and a dress
doesn't mean you have to do the same. You look more like a cross between !!!!!! Emery and Les Dawson. Stick with the satin tuxedo, it disguises your "little problem" perfectly. And make sure you "go" before knitwitch sews you into your undermentionables, don't want you to ruin the effect by walking on stage like John Wayne after ninety miles in the saddle.

And Hubert, you do not need fake tan. Fake tan is for people who don't have hairy faces, legs, chests, backs etc etc.

Chef - stop stressing. Go and bash a rubber chicky or something.

Honestly, everyone has to be a diva nowadays!

scotmumof3

knit witch sorry to hear about your mum. I hope she is at least comfortable. Take care of yourself