This girl wants me to go see "fifty shades of grey" with her

misspickle_2

I hope Sol checks in later. She will realise I'm not your alter ego after all .
Hi Sol.
Sorry to disappoint lol I went into mummy mode this morning.
It makes me feel very old!

Soleil_lune

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Oh my goodness. This is too funny. It's better than Eastenders!

Kingslayer, you're fooling no-one. You and your alter-ego Miss Pickle can have this conversation til you're blue in the face, (on two different browsers on your computer!) but we all know that it's all fantasy, and that you are dominant in bed with no-one, and this thread you have started is just an excuse for you to post the usual drivel about your warped and twisted views about women and sex which you clearly have yet to experience.

Your posts are now starting to move to your old way of posting again, and are somewhere between ridiculous and offensive.. You are objectifying women (as usual,) and it seems you are obsessed with !!!!!!.

I like being dominant and in control, it's a turn on for me. I haven't met any women who are against me being the dominant one either, so I don't see the problem personally.

When I watched !!!!!! i would sometimes click on videos of guys being overly aggressive and doing all different type of stuff, such as spitting, choking, very hard slapping and other stuff which is rougher than what i'd expect from many women to enjoy. I know it's all for the camera, but still, i think the female stars in these scenes are lying by saying they enjoy it.

I always make a case of asking women what they like before we have sex (or during) because I want to be considerate and selfless, and provide her with the most satisfaction possible.

She isn't my girlfriend, though :undecided we only met in the gym and I was giving her some tips, then we just kept meeting up and we've been getting to know each other since, but we are not boyfriend/girlfriend. We are just hanging out at the moment. I think sex MIGHT be on the cards anyway, as her parents are away this weekend and i plan on going out with her on friday, whether it's to the cinema or not, and she also lives only a couple miles from the main town centre, but as i said, she is really eager to see this film so we will see.

You MAY have sex with her. :rollseyes:

Seriously stop, just stop! And FGS stop watching !!!!!!! :mad:

This is my very last post to you on here. I am entertaining you no longer! Neither of your alter-egos. And don't deny it, the posting styles are indentical!

purpleshoes_2

Soleil_lune wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Oh my goodness. This is too funny. It's better than Eastenders!

Kingslayer, you're fooling no-one. You and your alter-ego Miss Pickle can have this conversation til you're blue in the face, (on two different browsers on your computer!) but we all know that it's all fantasy, and that you are dominant in bed with no-one, and this thread you have started is just an excuse for you to post the usual drivel about your warped and twisted views about women and sex which you clearly have yet to experience.

Your posts are now starting to move to your old way of posting again, and are somewhere between ridiculous and offensive.. You are objectifying women (as usual,) and it seems you are obsessed with !!!!!!.






You MAY have sex with her. :rollseyes:

Seriously stop, just stop! And FGS stop watching !!!!!!! :mad:

This is my very last post on here. I am entertaining you no longer!

I think this thread is another tall tale

The last time I was in the gym and needed help with some equipment (not because Im a delicate wee flower who can't lift anything, the opposite, I had so much weight on my bar I needed a hand to get the plates off at the end), it didn't lead to hanging out, not being gf and bf but maybe going to see fifty shades and having sex.

It went something like, do you need a hand with this, yes please and thanks very much.

kingslayer

Soleil_lune wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Oh my goodness. This is too funny. It's better than Eastenders!

Kingslayer, you're fooling no-one. You and your alter-ego Miss Pickle can have this conversation til you're blue in the face, (on two different browsers on your computer!) but we all know that it's all fantasy, and that you are dominant in bed with no-one, and this thread you have started is just an excuse for you to post the usual drivel about your warped and twisted views about women and sex which you clearly have yet to experience.

Your posts are now starting to move to your old way of posting again, and are somewhere between ridiculous and offensive.. You are objectifying women (as usual,) and it seems you are obsessed with !!!!!!.






You MAY have sex with her. :rollseyes:

Seriously stop, just stop! And FGS stop watching !!!!!!! :mad:

This is my very last post on here. I am entertaining you no longer! Neither of your alter-egos. And don't deny it, the posting styles are indentical!

If you're serious that this is better than Eastenders, then i might have to start that web cam show at 8pm every evening; that way you can really put your money where your mouth is

Soleil_lune

purpleshoes wrote: »

I think this thread is another tall tale

The last time I was in the gym and needed help with some equipment (not because Im a delicate wee flower who can't lift anything, the opposite, I had so much weight on my bar I needed a hand to get the plates off at the end), it didn't lead to hanging out, not being gf and bf but maybe going to see fifty shades and having sex.

It went something like, do you need a hand with this, yes please and thanks very much.

Sounds like a script to a very bad !!!!!! film! Pretty much like all of Kingslayer's threads! LOL! :rotfl: It's just starting to wear thin now.

Soleil_lune

kingslayer wrote: »

If you're serious that this is better than Eastenders, then i might have to start that web cam show at 8pm every evening; that way you can really put your money where your mouth is

Ewwwwwwww.................. :eek:

kingslayer

purpleshoes wrote: »

I think this thread is another tall tale

The last time I was in the gym and needed help with some equipment (not because Im a delicate wee flower who can't lift anything, the opposite, I had so much weight on my bar I needed a hand to get the plates off at the end), it didn't lead to hanging out, not being gf and bf but maybe going to see fifty shades and having sex.

It went something like, do you need a hand with this, yes please and thanks very much.

She was in a boxercise class and i used to box when i was younger, so i was just showing her how to throw properly as the "coaches" in most gyms are clueless as to how to really throw punches and pivot properly without hurting oneself. We started meeting up early mornings before work and we'd go the punch bag and do some working together as we both went at similar time anyway.

WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE ME?!! Especially you, Purpleshoes!

kingslayer

misspickle wrote: »

I hope Sol checks in later. She will realise I'm not your alter ego after all .
Hi Sol.
Sorry to disappoint lol I went into mummy mode this morning.
It makes me feel very old!

I KNOW! I have no idea why people think we're the same person :wall:

Soleil_lune

kingslayer wrote: »

She was in a boxercise class and i used to box when i was younger, so i was just showing her how to throw properly as the "coaches" in most gyms are clueless as to how to really throw punches and pivot properly without hurting oneself. We started meeting up early mornings before work and we'd go the punch bag and do some working together as we both went at similar time anyway.

WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE ME?!! Especially you, Purpleshoes!

Are you seriously asking this ^^^

kingslayer

misspickle wrote: »

You'll know when you find the right one. Obviously your not going to live like a monk in the meantime. Its par for the course.
Pretty soon you'll be mortgaged to the hilt with a few baby kings running around so make sure you choose well! Coz that's when it gets messy lol.

I am 100% postitive I don't want children. I may change my mind in the future, but i doubt it. I am quite selfish, so the responsibility would be too much for me. I have always cared for no1 first and foremost. This is another reason why a relationship is not ideal for me at the moment, if ever.