This girl wants me to go see "fifty shades of grey" with her

tea_lover

VestanPance wrote: »

I worry about the younger generation at times. Easy access to !!!!!! is causing all sorts of issues. There are website dedicated to helping getting guys off their !!!!!! addiction and the side affects of it! :eek:

Best comment of the day! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

misspickle_2

Hahaha! This is funny. :rotfl:
Oh my god people think I'm you king. I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
I'm a 42 year old woman. How could they confuse us?
That means they have a really low opinion of me! :eek:
Lol.

misspickle_2

King if you don't want a gf then why have you made sure your not in the "just friends" bracket???
You head messer upper!
Poor girl. I hope she eats you for breakfast lol.
Now you've taught her how to box she might hit you when you dump her :T

Morglin

If you do go to see the film (and I hope it's an improvement on the pile of cack the books were!!!:eek:), don't forget to call in B&Q on the way home.......:beer:

"Staff at B&Q stores have been told to read Fifty Shades of Grey and prepare for a massive rise in demand for rope, cable ties and tape.
A leaked memo reveals that workers at the DIY chain have been asked to prepare themselves for "sensitive" customer questions about such products, which could be used in sexual role play.
The memo, circulated to the DIY store's entire 20,887 workforce at 359 stores, is titled: "Staff Briefing – Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries."
It says copies of the erotic novel will be delivered to each store and can then be lent to staff on a one week basis.
Staff are urged to familiarise themselves with the book and to deal with any related queries in a "polite, helpful and respectful manner".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html

Lin

System

VestanPance wrote: »

Easy access to !!!!!! is causing all sorts of issues. There are website dedicated to helping getting guys off their !!!!!! addiction and the side affects of it! :eek:

hahahahaha! did you really mean to say that how it came out? I shouldn't imagine many men need any help getting off getting off on their !!!!!!.

misspickle_2

I can easily believe it morglin. Sales of sex toys went through the roof when the book first came out.
Big business.
I will wait til the hype has died down to watch it. I would look a right saddo watching it on my own as a singleton in the cinema

Tropez

Morglin wrote: »

If you do go to see the film (and I hope it's an improvement on the pile of cack the books were!!!:eek:), don't forget to call in B&Q on the way home.......:beer:

"Staff at B&Q stores have been told to read Fifty Shades of Grey and prepare for a massive rise in demand for rope, cable ties and tape.
A leaked memo reveals that workers at the DIY chain have been asked to prepare themselves for "sensitive" customer questions about such products, which could be used in sexual role play.
The memo, circulated to the DIY store's entire 20,887 workforce at 359 stores, is titled: "Staff Briefing – Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries."
It says copies of the erotic novel will be delivered to each store and can then be lent to staff on a one week basis.
Staff are urged to familiarise themselves with the book and to deal with any related queries in a "polite, helpful and respectful manner".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html

Lin

Surely the MSE option would be LoveHoney who have several special offers on right now, plus you can get loyalty points to put towards further products?

Not that I would know about that, or anything....

You'll look less like a serial killer too!

kingslayer

Morglin wrote: »

If you do go to see the film (and I hope it's an improvement on the pile of cack the books were!!!:eek:), don't forget to call in B&Q on the way home.......:beer:

"Staff at B&Q stores have been told to read Fifty Shades of Grey and prepare for a massive rise in demand for rope, cable ties and tape.
A leaked memo reveals that workers at the DIY chain have been asked to prepare themselves for "sensitive" customer questions about such products, which could be used in sexual role play.
The memo, circulated to the DIY store's entire 20,887 workforce at 359 stores, is titled: "Staff Briefing – Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries."
It says copies of the erotic novel will be delivered to each store and can then be lent to staff on a one week basis.
Staff are urged to familiarise themselves with the book and to deal with any related queries in a "polite, helpful and respectful manner".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html

Lin

Gotta be honest, that is a bit rapey. Why would anyone go to a DIY store for those products? Cheaper, maybe, but not the most aesthetic for a romantic evening of kinky mischief. What if a genuine rapist buys those products, the staff would just assume he wants to surprise his wife/girlfriend?

Izadora

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From that article:

"Store managers are requested to monitor stock levels of rope, cable ties, masking tape and duck tape to ensure that supplies do not run low."

I know it's the Telegraph but come on!!!

As for B&Q, rather than monitoring stock levels of cable ties they should be trying to steer customers away from them if they're intending to use them for anything other than tying up cables.

kingslayer

Tropez wrote: »

Surely the MSE option would be LoveHoney who have several special offers on right now, plus you can get loyalty points to put towards further products?

Not that I would know about that, or anything....

You'll look less like a serial killer too!

Lovehoney is a good site and I usually order lube from them, they're really good. I bought some lube a while back from amazon and it isn't as good as lovehoney's. The one i get from the latter is in a long blue see transparent bottle and is about a tenner.