This girl wants me to go see "fifty shades of grey" with her

kingslayer

misspickle wrote: »

Here's the reality king. You know all those "nice girls"? That you said "you had lost"?
Well guess what. There will be lots more. And when they eventually grow up and move on they won't even remember your name.
You will be a nobody to many many distant memories.
Being single and happy is one thing. But single with a guilty conscience and regrets is quite another. Before you know it you will be mid thirties and left looking through the window.
If this girl likes you then be nice or let her go. Do the right thing king.

I'm am happy being single because I can casually date, which is what I want this relationship to be with this current girl. I don't want to go into anything serious. I will probably still be single in my mid 30's as well because i don't want to get married and serious relationships just aren't my thing because I am too selfish.

kingslayer

carmina_piranha wrote: »

The girl in the books works in a DIY store. Rapey guy goes into the DIY store to buy cable ties in a suggestive manner.

Okay then, thanks for clearing that up.

kingslayer

Judi wrote: »

Not me, I'm only in it for the humour factor.... I do find it funny.

Glad I can humour you :T

carmina_piranha

kingslayer wrote: »

Okay then, thanks for clearing that up.

You're welcome.

How do I even know that? This fifty shades thing is everywhere

carmina_piranha

kingslayer wrote: »

I'm am happy being single because I can casually date, which is what I want this relationship to be with this current girl. I don't want to go into anything serious. I will probably still be single in my mid 30's as well because i don't want to get married and serious relationships just aren't my thing because I am too selfish.

In a nutshell, rapey pychopathic man who enjoys casually dating and doesn't want to get into anything serious meets a girl and she changes him. There's some sex and stuff, but the gist is that men only think they are happy to casually date - they all just need to meet the right woman

kingslayer

carmina_piranha wrote: »

In a nutshell, rapey pychopathic man who enjoys casually dating and doesn't want to get into anything serious meets a girl and she changes him. There's some sex and stuff, but the gist is that men only think they are happy to casually date - they all just need to meet the right woman

Is that really the story line of the movie?!

carmina_piranha

Have you seen the trailer?

thorsoak

Here's the story line:-

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

(well according to Pam Ayres!)

ViolaLass

kingslayer wrote: »

Of course I do, but do you think consent matters to a rapist? I'm just saying...

Were you? I thought we were talking about whether it was appropriate to buy sex props from B&Q and you insinuated that anyone doing so was a rapist.

purpleshoes_2

Judi wrote: »

Not me, I'm only in it for the humour factor.... I do find it funny.

Until it starts to grate on everyone's nerves:rotfl:

Christ, rapey, Ive heard it all now.