This girl wants me to go see "fifty shades of grey" with her

kingslayer

misspickle wrote: »

Hahaha! This is funny. :rotfl:
Oh my god people think I'm you king. I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
I'm a 42 year old woman. How could they confuse us?
That means they have a really low opinion of me! :eek:
Lol.

I don't know why they think we are the same person. To be honest, you are the only one on my side at the moment, so maybe that is why :beer: finally someone who doesn't dislike me on here

Tropez

kingslayer wrote: »

Lovehoney is a good site and I usually order lube from them, they're really good. I bought some lube a while back from amazon and it isn't as good as lovehoney's. The one i get from the latter is in a long blue see transparent bottle and is about a tenner.

I've told you before, I'm not interested in your ding-dong.

kingslayer

ViolaLass wrote: »

If you don't want a relationship but you do want a !!!! buddy, I wouldn't go to the cinema with her at all. It sends mixed signals.

I haven't sent mixed signals. I have been honest with her in my intent and what I want, and i've made it clear that I am not looking for a serious relationship, so she's accepted it and still wants to hang out with me, then it's on her. If we sleep together, she cannot turn around and say that I deceived her or anything to the like, as I've been 100% honest from the start.

kingslayer

Tropez wrote: »

I've told you before, I'm not interested in your ding-dong.

It's called Veinous Maximus if you must refer to it as anything

kingslayer

Pollycat wrote: »

Have you any idea how contradictive this is? :rotfl:

Okay, i don't want children in the near future.

adouglasmhor

kingslayer wrote: »

After reading about the film being criticised for glorifying abuse to women, i'm not really sure I would feel comfortable watching it. Even when I have watched !!!!!!, i tend to avoid the BDSM !!!!!! or anything similar to it, such spitting, choking etc.

Thankfully, i have decided to avoid !!!!!! altogether and it's been about 2 weeks since i watched any at all. !!!!!! is evil and really does mess with your brain, and I did also find myself objectifying women a lot after watching the stuff.

2 weeks!!!!! They must be like Audie Murphy's saddlebags by now.

misspickle_2

kingslayer wrote: »

I haven't sent mixed signals. I have been honest with her in my intent and what I want, and i've made it clear that I am not looking for a serious relationship, so she's accepted it and still wants to hang out with me, then it's on her. If we sleep together, she cannot turn around and say that I deceived her or anything to the like, as I've been 100% honest from the start.

King. I can promise you that yes you have sent mixed signals.
I can smell it a mile off love.
I hope this girl knows what she is letting herself in for.
God your so ten a penny king!

adouglasmhor

Morglin wrote: »

If you do go to see the film (and I hope it's an improvement on the pile of cack the books were!!!:eek:), don't forget to call in B&Q on the way home.......:beer:

"Staff at B&Q stores have been told to read Fifty Shades of Grey and prepare for a massive rise in demand for rope, cable ties and tape.
A leaked memo reveals that workers at the DIY chain have been asked to prepare themselves for "sensitive" customer questions about such products, which could be used in sexual role play.
The memo, circulated to the DIY store's entire 20,887 workforce at 359 stores, is titled: "Staff Briefing – Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries."
It says copies of the erotic novel will be delivered to each store and can then be lent to staff on a one week basis.
Staff are urged to familiarise themselves with the book and to deal with any related queries in a "polite, helpful and respectful manner".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html

Lin

You want to get magicians rope for that sort of thing, it doesn’t cause rope burns allegedly and is cheaper than the B&Q stuff I have heard.

misspickle_2

Here's the reality king. You know all those "nice girls"? That you said "you had lost"?
Well guess what. There will be lots more. And when they eventually grow up and move on they won't even remember your name.
You will be a nobody to many many distant memories.
Being single and happy is one thing. But single with a guilty conscience and regrets is quite another. Before you know it you will be mid thirties and left looking through the window.
If this girl likes you then be nice or let her go. Do the right thing king.

DSmiffy

adouglasmhor wrote: »

You want to get magicians rope for that sort of thing, it doesn’t cause rope burns allegedly and is cheaper than the B&Q stuff I have heard.

Hahaha, So you've heard ??? lol
How many people would even know that outside of the Magic Circle.
Giving yourself away there me thinks :rotfl: :rotfl:
But hey, whatever floats your boat!