This girl wants me to go see "fifty shades of grey" with her

SnooksNJ

Morglin wrote: »

If you do go to see the film (and I hope it's an improvement on the pile of cack the books were!!!:eek:), don't forget to call in B&Q on the way home.......:beer:

"Staff at B&Q stores have been told to read Fifty Shades of Grey and prepare for a massive rise in demand for rope, cable ties and tape.
A leaked memo reveals that workers at the DIY chain have been asked to prepare themselves for "sensitive" customer questions about such products, which could be used in sexual role play.
The memo, circulated to the DIY store's entire 20,887 workforce at 359 stores, is titled: "Staff Briefing – Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries."
It says copies of the erotic novel will be delivered to each store and can then be lent to staff on a one week basis.
Staff are urged to familiarise themselves with the book and to deal with any related queries in a "polite, helpful and respectful manner".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html

Lin

Seriously, is that a real memo? :rotfl:

System

You'd think if they were going to get into role play they would use something a bit more upmarket than something from a builders yard..... just sayin'.

adouglasmhor

kingslayer wrote: »

No of course not, i still "do it" but I just use my imagination instead of watch !!!!!!.

kingslayer wrote: »

Okay then, thanks for clearing that up.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adouglasmhor

Anyone remotely inerested in 50 shades, should watch "The Secretary" with Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader. NB the male protagonist even has the same surname as the one in E L James's overrated fanfic which came out about 9 years later than the film and about 20 after the short story it was based on.

kingslayer

I am surprised people can get so wound up over certain genuine threads.

kingslayer

adouglasmhor wrote: »

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha get your mind out of the gutter

kingslayer

purpleshoes wrote: »

Until it starts to grate on everyone's nerves:rotfl:

Christ, rapey, Ive heard it all now.

Your still awesome PS :beer:

kingslayer

I'm surprised the singles on here are not going to see it for a laugh.

System

kingslayer wrote: »

Your still awesome PS :beer:

and your a twit Kingslayer.

kingslayer

carmina_piranha wrote: »

Have you seen the trailer?

No. I didn't think there would be much to see as most of the stuff people want to see won't be featured on a trailer.