This girl wants me to go see "fifty shades of grey" with her

marmiterulesok

purpleshoes wrote: »

And there's you getting a hard time from some other posters:rotfl:

Can't think why.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

misspickle_2

purpleshoes wrote: »

And there's you getting a hard time from some other posters:rotfl:

Can't think why.

No one has given me a hard time! I think your all very pleasant actually.

misspickle_2

misspickle wrote: »

Bloody cheek. Sod you then! I'm going back to the gardening chat. I don't get abuse there lol.

This was just me joking with kingslayer. I wasn't offended. I have a sense of humour

misspickle_2

I do apologise if YOU have taken offence though. I forget how sensitive some people are.
Please accept my sincere apologises. I will make sure I never refer to you again.

Soleil_lune

misspickle wrote: »

No one has given me a hard time! I think your all very pleasant actually.

misspickle wrote: »

This was just me joking with kingslayer. I wasn't offended. I have a sense of humour

misspickle wrote: »

I do apologise if YOU have taken offence though. I forget how sensitive some people are.
Please accept my sincere apologises. I will make sure I never refer to you again.

This thread is getting more entertaining by the minute. :rotfl:

Thorsoak, I am beginning to see what you mean tby your earlier post now.

thorsoak wrote: »

(was actually wondering if Misspickle might be K/S alter ego!)

misspickle_2

I'm honoured Sol. Thank you. I found him rather charming!

He's gone very quiet. Prob reading 50 shades bless him

Soleil_lune

misspickle wrote: »

I'm honoured Sol. Thank you. I found him rather charming!

He's gone very quiet. Prob reading 50 shades bless him

Yes he has gone quiet hasn't he? Funny that.

Edwardia

Back when E L James was Snowqueens Icedragon (she was known as Icy) on https://www.twilighted.net and posting chapters of 'Master of the Universe' it was head and shoulders above the other stuff on Twilighted, which shows you the general standard.

Master of the Universe was a fanfic about Edward Cullen and Bella Swan from the Twilight books/movies.

Biel made 2 videos for the fanfic which are now back on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A1HGsNdays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqTAZsnkfh4

kingslayer

misspickle wrote: »

I'm honoured Sol. Thank you. I found him rather charming!

He's gone very quiet. Prob reading 50 shades bless him

No, wasn't reading 50 shades lol just had to go bed.

The more i look around online about 50 shades and the sex scenes, it sounds quite tame. I mean, apart from whipping (which doesn't appeal to me in the bedroom, as seeing a woman's bum red raw from having it whipped is a turn off for me) everything else seems okay.

However, i haven't seen any scenes from it, so i am not really sure what it's like. Apparently there was some scene in the book involving a tampon?!! !!!!!! kind of weird stuff is that :eek:

I am all for being dominant in the bedroom and as a man, it's our duty to be dominant, but some of the stuff i've read is going to extremes and i would be surprised if any woman enjoys that stuff, or if they do, they must be a bit anomalous in the head.

I could not have a woman be the dominant one (unless she wanted to try it out, which is quite rare) as it make me feel un-masculine. I am pro blind folds, feathers, soft bristle paint brush, handcuffs, whips (if used in a sensitive way), popping candy and ice cubes, but all that other equipment some use which look like torture devices, no way!

elsien

kingslayer wrote: »

I am all for being dominant in the bedroom and as a man, it's our duty to be dominant, but some of the stuff i've read is going to extremes and i would be surprised if any woman enjoys that stuff, or if they do, they must be a bit anomalous in the head.

I could not have a woman be the dominant one (unless she wanted to try it out, which is quite rare) !

Can't help yourself, can you. :rotfl: