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This girl wants me to go see "fifty shades of grey" with her
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PlymouthMaid wrote: »Well apparently apart from being a disturbingly dysfunctional control freak, Christian Grey is jawdroppingly handsome and his trousers hang in a certain way (don't ask) so if you do go with this lass, be prepared that you may come out of the cinema feeling quite inadequate. I would say it is not for the fainthearted male or anybody who likes quality writing or films. She has asked you either because she has no-one else to go with and/or she hopes for some randy time with you afterwards as alluded to earlier but do not assume this means that she wants to be tied up and beaten whilst having a plastic bung placed where the sun doesn't shine (although she might!).
I hope this helps your decision Kingslayer
It's okay, i can admire the male form just as well as the female (you could say i'm bi-curious) so it doesn't bother me. I have no reason to feel inadequate.0 -
kingslayer wrote: »Hey Purpleshoes, wow you look more attractive than i thought you would be (assuming that's you in the pic). However, you are not turning against me are you?
Yes it is me thanks.:rotfl:
I'm just wondering how much drama one person can fit into a short space of time.
You didn't have a gf, now you have a gf and sitting through a film that's probably as funny as you'll get for all the wrong reasons is sending you into a tailspin.
Go. Or don't go.0 -
kingslayer wrote: »I would upload a photo of me and the girl, with me holding a piece of paper with my username on it to prove she is REAL, but that would be a bit weird now, wouldn't it?
No weirder than some of your other posts, KS!
...but are you sure that you don't want to wait for the hair transplant first???0 -
kingslayer wrote: »I would upload a photo of me and the girl, with me holding a piece of paper with my username on it to prove she is REAL, but that would be a bit weird now, wouldn't it?
To which our reply would be ......... Photoshop! :rotfl:0 -
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Yes you do, it's because you're a blert. You have always been a blert, and you continue on every single post to be a blert.
Your posts are irritatingly entertaining though, so blert away...DS - 08/15
OU: BA (Hons) Open, 10 -
So... what will you do? I think i would like you to go to the cinema with her and then report back so we can 'advise' further."'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life
Try to make ends meet
You're a slave to money then you die"0 -
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But if he holds the note in his hand, doesn't that qualify as a picture of him and his "girlfriend"?0
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Claire_A87 wrote: »Yes you do, it's because you're a blert. You have always been a blert, and you continue on every single post to be a blert.
Your posts are irritatingly entertaining though, so blert away...
Well that is harsh!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blert&defid=28264200
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