This girl wants me to go see "fifty shades of grey" with her

kingslayer

PlymouthMaid wrote: »

Well apparently apart from being a disturbingly dysfunctional control freak, Christian Grey is jawdroppingly handsome and his trousers hang in a certain way (don't ask) so if you do go with this lass, be prepared that you may come out of the cinema feeling quite inadequate. I would say it is not for the fainthearted male or anybody who likes quality writing or films. She has asked you either because she has no-one else to go with and/or she hopes for some randy time with you afterwards as alluded to earlier but do not assume this means that she wants to be tied up and beaten whilst having a plastic bung placed where the sun doesn't shine (although she might!).

I hope this helps your decision Kingslayer

It's okay, i can admire the male form just as well as the female (you could say i'm bi-curious) so it doesn't bother me. I have no reason to feel inadequate.

purpleshoes_2

kingslayer wrote: »

Hey Purpleshoes, wow you look more attractive than i thought you would be (assuming that's you in the pic). However, you are not turning against me are you?

Yes it is me thanks.:rotfl:

I'm just wondering how much drama one person can fit into a short space of time.

You didn't have a gf, now you have a gf and sitting through a film that's probably as funny as you'll get for all the wrong reasons is sending you into a tailspin.

Go. Or don't go.

thorsoak

kingslayer wrote: »

I would upload a photo of me and the girl, with me holding a piece of paper with my username on it to prove she is REAL, but that would be a bit weird now, wouldn't it?

No weirder than some of your other posts, KS!

...but are you sure that you don't want to wait for the hair transplant first???

LilElvis

kingslayer wrote: »

I would upload a photo of me and the girl, with me holding a piece of paper with my username on it to prove she is REAL, but that would be a bit weird now, wouldn't it?

To which our reply would be ......... Photoshop! :rotfl:

kingslayer

thorsoak wrote: »

(was actually wondering if Misspickle might be K/S alter ego!)

I can vouch that she is not me. Why does every poster who looks suspicious have to be linked to me? I dunno why no one takes anything i say seriously, though

Claire_A87

Yes you do, it's because you're a blert. You have always been a blert, and you continue on every single post to be a blert.

Your posts are irritatingly entertaining though, so blert away...

PlymouthMaid

So... what will you do? I think i would like you to go to the cinema with her and then report back so we can 'advise' further.

kingslayer

thorsoak wrote: »

No weirder than some of your other posts, KS!

...but are you sure that you don't want to wait for the hair transplant first???

I could always stick a post it to her back without her knowing

dandy-candy

But if he holds the note in his hand, doesn't that qualify as a picture of him and his "girlfriend"?

kingslayer

Claire_A87 wrote: »

Yes you do, it's because you're a blert. You have always been a blert, and you continue on every single post to be a blert.

Your posts are irritatingly entertaining though, so blert away...

Well that is harsh!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blert&defid=2826420