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This girl wants me to go see "fifty shades of grey" with her

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  • BrassicWoman
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    Knew who posted this from the title of the thread without looking :)
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  • Soleil_lune
    Soleil_lune Posts: 1,247 Forumite
    DCFC79 wrote: »
    Just go and see it kingslayer.

    Yep, he definitely wants to see it. No need to invent a girl who allegedly wants to see it as an excuse. Just go.
  • I thought the last time the OP posted he was talking online to someone who was swedish and therefore thought she'd be automatically kinky?
  • thorsoak wrote: »
    (was actually wondering if Misspickle might be K/S alter ego!)

    How interesting. May I ask why?
  • corf999 wrote: »
    Its a 12 in France, i don't think there is much nudity.

    Go and enjoy the film and take some tips about being more 'dominating' in bed.

    Not meaning to sound cocky, but i don't need tips on that. I don't think i could ever get into domination that involved objects that are featured in this film.
  • PlymouthMaid
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    Well apparently apart from being a disturbingly dysfunctional control freak, Christian Grey is jawdroppingly handsome and his trousers hang in a certain way (don't ask) so if you do go with this lass, be prepared that you may come out of the cinema feeling quite inadequate. I would say it is not for the fainthearted male or anybody who likes quality writing or films. She has asked you either because she has no-one else to go with and/or she hopes for some randy time with you afterwards as alluded to earlier but do not assume this means that she wants to be tied up and beaten whilst having a plastic bung placed where the sun doesn't shine (although she might!).

    I hope this helps your decision Kingslayer :)
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  • I thought the last time the OP posted he was talking online to someone who was swedish and therefore thought she'd be automatically kinky?

    Hey Purpleshoes, wow you look more attractive than i thought you would be (assuming that's you in the pic). However, you are not turning against me are you?

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  • Well apparently apart from being a disturbingly dysfunctional control freak, Christian Grey is jawdroppingly handsome and his trousers hang in a certain way (don't ask) so if you do go with this lass, be prepared that you may come out of the cinema feeling quite inadequate. I would say it is not for the fainthearted male or anybody who likes quality writing or films. She has asked you either because she has no-one else to go with and/or she hopes for some randy time with you afterwards as alluded to earlier but do not assume this means that she wants to be tied up and beaten whilst having a plastic bung placed where the sun doesn't shine (although she might!).

    I hope this helps your decision Kingslayer :)

    :rotfl:
    Can you imagine?
  • Eugh, you're totally missing the point here Kingslayer. It's not about the the content of the film or book (which, we all seem to agree is vomit inducing) & subsequently her taste in entertainment, it's the fact that a girl who you've been seeing (exclusively or not) for around a month wants to go and see what she probably considers a bit of a kinky film with you - most likely not so you can get tips or objectify women, but because it's probably a little bit naughty/romantic and she wants to start sharing these experiences with you.

    If you like her then grin and bare it for 90 minutes & you'll make her happy (always a winner at the beginning of a relationship). If you're not bothered about her then don't go & make it clear you're not fussed about having a relationship with her - simples.
    DS - 08/15

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  • I would upload a photo of me and the girl, with me holding a piece of paper with my username on it to prove she is REAL, but that would be a bit weird now, wouldn't it?
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