Disappointing/weird/inappropriate christmas gifts

Armchair23

Hi Late to the party here.

Not a Xmas gift but my late MIL gave me a bag of USED hair rollers for my Birthday so I could 'spruce myself up'.

What a kind and thoughtful gift !

sexylulubelle

Armchair23 wrote: »

Hi Late to the party here.

Not a Xmas gift but my late MIL gave me a bag of USED hair rollers for my Birthday so I could 'spruce myself up'.

What a kind and thoughtful gift !

:eek:
Oh dear god i can just picture those rollers complete with a few MIL hairs sticking out of them eeeeewwww lol:rotfl:

jenhug

Girlzmum wrote: »

LOL One year when I was a child we got sprouts in our stockings, turned out Santa had a few drinks before sorting them out, couldn't remember where the apples were and decided as sprouts were green they would be a great substitute. We had to give them back for dinner!

My aunt and uncle love to give unique gifts but this years were definitely in the 'weird' group. We got this

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vivid-Arts-Non-Sense-Tongue/dp/B009UVJQYG/ref=pd_cp_lp_2

We also got the matching teeth and eye. I have no idea what to do with them other than wait for the summer and put them in the garden, either they'll scare off the local children or they'll be pinched within a week!

They are frikking hilarious! I love the teeth ones!

mossstitchmama

A few years ago, my sister sent my kids some sachets which were samples of aloe Vera toothpaste and aloe Vera skin cream. Never worked out what that was all about?

sillyvixen

my oh had a family member that gives charity gifts .. ok last year a goat, this year a pile of manure! so she has sent a pile of poo to the third world and blamed us!!

ok thats her thing rather have a goat sent in our name.

sexylulubelle

sillyvixen wrote: »

my oh had a family member that gives charity gifts .. ok last year a goat, this year a pile of manure! so she has sent a pile of poo to the third world and blamed us!!

ok thats her thing rather have a goat sent in our name.

Look at the bright side atleast you can honestly say you got a S*%t present and not feel guilty for saying it:rotfl: I might nick this idea for those annoying people I have to buy for........ just imagine their faces when they open it lol........ she gave as a pile of poo:D

lostinrates

sillyvixen wrote: »

my oh had a family member that gives charity gifts .. ok last year a goat, this year a pile of manure! so she has sent a pile of poo to the third world and blamed us!!

ok thats her thing rather have a goat sent in our name.

Thank you, thank you.....
I know someone to who I want to gift the gift of having gifted poop next year! Its the perfect gift for this person. I didn't know it was possible to gift poop, but, perfect!

kerri_gt

mossstitchmama wrote: »

A few years ago, my sister sent my kids some sachets which were samples of aloe Vera toothpaste and aloe Vera skin cream. Never worked out what that was all about?

Does she use that kind of thing herself perhaps? My OH has just bought non fluoride toothpaste.

glitter_fairy

a !!!!! fist of my sd

Laurajo_2

glitter_fairy wrote: »

a !!!!! fist of my sd

What's that? I'm intrigued! I keep swapping the words round but it doesn't get any better...