Worst Dating Experience?

*max*

happy_to_be_here wrote: »

He had it in his teeth and a dollop of sauce in his bumfluff so you have my sympathies!

:eek: Probably one of those rare "language barriers" times, but...I never heard that one!

Tiglath

Many moons ago in the pre-internet days I joined a dating agency. They said they were sending me a businessman who ran the family business with overseas connections. Fair enough, I thought - sounds interesting. He turned up at the pub ... Polish telephone sanitiser on behalf of his elderly Dad, under 5 foot tall and the size of a 12 year old. Cue very awkward drinks. Then he stood up and said 'I now consider you my best friend and I might let you buy me a meal sometime, but I'm going to complain to the agency because you're not 7 stone and sexually dominant.' Gutted, I tell you, I was gutted

DKLS

I cant remember if it was the 2nd or 3rd date, but it was going well we'd had a lovely meal, a few cocktails and she advised that a sausage hiding session was on the menu.

During a little comfort break, before proceedings started again, I walked into the bathroom, to find my conquest sticking pin holes in my stash of condoms. :eek: Apparently I was "good father" material.

Heffi1

*max* wrote: »

:eek: Probably one of those rare "language barriers" times, but...I never heard that one!

bumfluff, the beginnings of a boys beard, where there really isn't hair, but fluff, known as bumfluff ha ha

Treevo

lostinrates wrote: »

Crikey, what the dickens did the two of you order ? :eek:

(Thank goodness this is so 'odd' an opinion now its laughable on a forum)

Coq-au-vin? Maybe she misheard?

Deanied

DKLS wrote: »

I cant remember if it was the 2nd or 3rd date, but it was going well we'd had a lovely meal, a few cocktails and she advised that a sausage hiding session was on the menu.

During a little comfort break, before proceedings started again, I walked into the bathroom, to find my conquest sticking pin holes in my stash of condoms. :eek: Apparently I was "good father" material.

OMG!! Crazy girl!

Saturnalia

Used to see a good-looking man at the bus stop every morning & after a few weeks we got onto the saying hello and having a chat level. A couple of weeks later he asked me if I fancied a drink at the pub up the road on Friday & I accepted. We were having a chat and a good laugh and he asked me if I was a swinger! And explained he and his ex were swingers and he was looking for someone into that whole scene. I said I wasn't and we left that conversation and had a few more drinks and a few rounds of pool and a good laugh together. It was a good night but there was no second date!

tea_lover

When I was 18 I'd had a couple of dates with a guy a few years older, think he was about 25.

We were getting on really well and on maybe the third or fourth date I was chatting about my sister. She'd just found out that the guy she'd been seeing for a couple of months was actually getting married. At this point my date announces that he too is engaged, but he'll call me as soon as he's back from his honeymoon. I left, but true to his word he really did call me a month later when he got back! Needless to say I didn't meet him!

Saturnalia

Reminds me of another one of mine! First date and he started telling me about his ex-wife. They'd met while studying at Oxford, got married after graduation, he was working in the City and doing well and she had never worked. They'd been planning a family but children had never happened for them, and the marriage had fallen apart. However, she hadn't worked a day in her life so was pretty much unemployable, she was still financed by her ex-husband, and they were still living in the marital home but separate rooms as he couldn't afford to keep two households in the standard she was accustomed to. And they hadn't actually bothered getting divorced.

Oh dear. I had no idea whether this was the truth, or whether the not-quite-ex-wife still thought they were happily married! But either way up, I didn't want any part of it.

newmum1

My worst date...ahh where do I start
I met this guy and we exchanged numbers I wasnt really all that into him however I figured he could probably tell and he wouldnt call.
Anyway he called me a few weeks later and asked me if I would have dinner with him.
I didnt want to but I thought ok it wont hurt...he texted me an hour or so before we were due to meet asking if I would pick him up.. I thought a bit strange but ok...
I picked him up and he took me to pizza hut as you can imagine I wasnt that impressed but we were having a bit of banter. I noticed that he had a large rucksack with him and I thought it was a bit big to be taking on a first date especially as I had picked him up from home.
After the meal I drove to my flat and he was to get a taxi home from mine as I didnt want to drive that distance.
He asked to come in to use the loo I was a bit hesitant, but agreed that he could
he then walks out of my bathroom wearing his pyjamas!!! I was like what do you think youre doing he told me that he really liked me and had brought his overnight bag and his school books(he was a school teacher) as he had some marking to do in the morning!!! I asked him to leave which he refused to do a quick call to my brothers and he left pretty sharpish.
He called me three times a day for two weeks until one day I put my mum on the phone and she told him in no uncertain terms to leave me alone..and guess what I never heard from the weird little man again.
It put me off dating for a long long time