Worst Dating Experience?

islandgirl8

When I was living in a warmer climate a friend of a mutual friend asked me out on a date to spend the afternoon at the beach.

When he arrived, he stripped down to a WHITE G-string which left very little to the imagination! He then proceeded to spend his time running along the shore line a number of times, in front of me and a number of other families on the beach. He claimed that he need to improve his fitness.

I told him that the Sun had given me a headache and left!

prowla

I had a few dates with someone who kept biting my tongue; I thought hmmm - there's no way I'm going to let you get more "adventurous" with me.

Bluemeanie_2

islandgirl8 wrote: »

When I was living in a warmer climate a friend of a mutual friend asked me out on a date to spend the afternoon at the beach.

When he arrived, he stripped down to a WHITE G-string which left very little to the imagination! He then proceeded to spend his time running along the shore line a number of times, in front of me and a number of other families on the beach. He claimed that he need to improve his fitness.

I told him that the Sun had given me a headache and left!

I've been giggling for ages!

LilChel

tesuhoha wrote: »

Not a date but I was at a party once and a bloke asked me to dance. As we were dancing he asked 'are you going to f...k me?' Just like that. I was shocked and immediately said no. He replied 'P!ss off then.'

I let go of him and left the room. Made me feel like a worthless piece of nothing for a long time afterwards.

Had similar done to me recently, well in the last couple of months. I was away for a weekend with my friends, all drinking, having a laugh. A group of blokes then were joining in with us, when one absolute idiot came out with the charmer of a one liner (as above). Instantly I was in a bad mood, to think is that all I am worth. Told him errr no thanks pal, anyway you should be doing that with your wife (saw the ring on his finger)...the charmer himself said, well she aint here but you are. Through gritted teeth, I told him to jog on and to have a little more respect for his wife oh and by no means don't bother to talk to me again!!

It actually really upset me, as even in real life the idiots are still trying their luck when they are married, as they are on a dating site.....sad, so very sad:(

Gavin83

DKLS wrote: »

I cant remember if it was the 2nd or 3rd date, but it was going well we'd had a lovely meal, a few cocktails and she advised that a sausage hiding session was on the menu.

During a little comfort break, before proceedings started again, I walked into the bathroom, to find my conquest sticking pin holes in my stash of condoms. :eek: Apparently I was "good father" material.

The best reaction to this would be to look at her with an extremely shocked face, and tell her the condoms aren't to prevent pregnancy but to prevent the transfer of disease as you have an STD of your choice. Tell her to get tested. I guarantee she'd never attempt it again.

LilChel

Orlando_Virgin wrote: »

Haha I'll try! The funniest thing is, and I've only just realised, we are actually going for Italian food!!

I hope she has pasta!!:embarasse

So how did the date go???

emilykf

Oooh, these stories have had me in stitches! I've got one, although from the other perspective, i.e it was me who was the nightmare!

First date, out for a few drinks, he invited me back to his for a drink (plus think he wanted to show his nice house off!). We were sitting in his conservatory drinking red wine, and I realised I was really rather drunk so decided to go and splash some cold water on my face before getting a taxi home. So off I go, glass of red wine in hand, from his conservatory (with nice white carpets), into the main part of the house. Being fairly drunk, I didn't realise that what I though was the open patio type door was actually a very clean CLOSED patio door! Cue smashed glass and red wine all over the carpet as I walked straight into it!

Orlando_Virgin

LilChel wrote: »

So how did the date go???

It went really well! This is going to sound really high maintenance but a bit too well really! Because I've only been single about 6 weeks now I didn't really go expecting too much but we had a lovely time. She had brilliant conversation, really interesting to listen to, very pretty, and for the LAD in me, what a body!!

She EVEN HAD A PIZZA. I must have had the stupidest smirk on my face as she started to cut it up!! As it turns out she just ate it normally with a knife and fork. I was dying to start laughing, I just thought of everyone on this forum! You were all with me!

Problem is, and I know you'll see this coming, I don't know what to do! We've had a few texts since and she wants to do something this weekend, and I do to, but I'm a little bit scared it's too soon for me as well, what kind of 2nd date should I do.

For info, she knows about my recent break up as I have been totally honest. I didn't talk about it at all (I'd be putting myself on the horror date list:rotfl:) but beforehand she knew my situation etc.

prowla

Orlando_Virgin wrote: »

It went really well! This is going to sound really high maintenance but a bit too well really! Because I've only been single about 6 weeks now I didn't really go expecting too much but we had a lovely time. She had brilliant conversation, really interesting to listen to, very pretty, and for the LAD in me, what a body!!

She EVEN HAD A PIZZA. I must have had the stupidest smirk on my face as she started to cut it up!! As it turns out she just ate it normally with a knife and fork. I was dying to start laughing, I just thought of everyone on this forum! You were all with me!

Problem is, and I know you'll see this coming, I don't know what to do! We've had a few texts since and she wants to do something this weekend, and I do to, but I'm a little bit scared it's too soon for me as well, what kind of 2nd date should I do.

For info, she knows about my recent break up as I have been totally honest. I didn't talk about it at all (I'd be putting myself on the horror date list:rotfl:) but beforehand she knew my situation etc.

Just be yourself - no need to try too hard.

happy_to_be_here

Heffi1 wrote: »

bumfluff, the beginnings of a boys beard, where there really isn't hair, but fluff, known as bumfluff ha ha

Exactly :rotfl: all the boys tried to grow theirs when I was at school. Just wrong!!

Glad to hear the op's date went well