Worst Dating Experience?

duckeggblue

Speaking of terrible kissers, I once had a date or two with a guy , BUT when it came to kissing he ran his tongue around my teeth eueew..

Treevo

picklekin wrote: »

Why...what were you doing??? hehehe

Defying god apparently. :rotfl:

duckeggblue

Treevo wrote: »

Defying god apparently. :rotfl:

There must be a good Monty python script there somewhere.

Wilma33

loracan1 wrote: »

Oh and for some reason he told me he was going to wait outside that cinema every year on the anniversary of our 'date' with a bunch of flowers. I'd like to think he kept that promise.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Thank you for making me laugh so much!

lostinrates

Treevo wrote: »

Defying god apparently. :rotfl:

Crikey, what the dickens did the two of you order ? :eek:

(Thank goodness this is so 'odd' an opinion now its laughable on a forum)

geoffky

How about me projectile vomiting all over pizza -hut or getting the girl push my broken down car..
Or where the girl was a full on coke head who was doing lines off the table and i was arrested and strip searched at the police station for drugs...Or one where my brother brought this girl home and she fell asleep on our toilet....I have many,,

tesuhoha

Not a date but I was at a party once and a bloke asked me to dance. As we were dancing he asked 'are you going to f...k me?' Just like that. I was shocked and immediately said no. He replied 'P!ss off then.'

I let go of him and left the room. Made me feel like a worthless piece of nothing for a long time afterwards.

tinkerbell_2k12

tesuhoha wrote: »

Not a date but I was at a party once and a bloke asked me to dance. As we were dancing he asked 'are you going to f...k me?' Just like that. I was shocked and immediately said no. He replied 'P!ss off then.'

I let go of him and left the room. Made me feel like a worthless piece of nothing for a long time afterwards.

Thats awful, you shouldnt let a scumbag like that make you feel bad. Some lads are so vile, when i was in my late teens i went on 2 dates with a lad he seemed really cocky and so full of himself so i didnt bother seeing him again and cos i told him i wasnt interested he went round and told people i was fridget, so in 2 dates he must of expected sex. So i was bad mouthed off a lad for having self respect and high standard that i like to get to know a person.
Theres some cruel nasty people out there

loulou123

My worst first date was when I was a teenager, my friend arranged a date with a guy I'd known from school (this was before mobile phones were everywhere...)

Id arranged to meet him, at my local train station after college, unfortunately the morning of the date I woke up with severe chicken pox, I was really poorly and covered in spots, I couldn't contact the guy so had to send my mum to meet him (they had never met each other!) She had a vague description from me of what he looked like and that was it....

What I wasn't expecting was my "helpful" mum to bring him home to me - so he had to walk home with my mum, to find me covered in spots and camille lotion!

Wasn't the best of first dates!

tinkerbell73

I have a first date on Sunday - I am getting worried now ;-) thought my arsonist was a one off it would appear he was fairly sane compared to some of the stories lol