Worst Dating Experience?

georgie262

I like this blog for first date experiences

http://handbagvodka.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/50-first-dates.html

cfkp1509

Toto wrote: »

I had a few dates with this guy who seemed nice enough, there was something a little odd about him but nothing I could put my finger on exactly, it all sort of added to the eccentric charm.

Anyway, on date 3 or 4 we went to a party, we left late and it turned out he'd missed the last train home. So, he came back to mine and said he would sleep on the sofa. I was really happy with this, we certainly weren't at the 'move things on' stage of the relationship.

So, off I went to bed, pretty tired. I fell asleep but a while later woke up, I rolled over in bed to find this guy sitting on a dining room chair (that he'd carried upstairs) right next to the bed, staring at me. I screamed, and jumped out of bed ready to clout him with the bedside lamp, he got up and wandered off asking if I fancied a coffee as I was awake.

I called him a taxi to the train station and he went. I never saw him again after that.

Woah, thats seriously creepy!.

I was once chatting/texting a guy. After a few weeks we agreed to meet up. He said he was going to take me to a restaurant... turns out his idea of a date was a trip to a packed, noisy McDonalds. Where he orders for himself only. So after a bit I make my excuses and go to leave. He insisted on walking me back to the train station. At the station I had to endure a horrendous sloppy kiss (he still had a bit of ketchup in the corner of his mouth).

PenguinOfDeath

:rofl: These are hilarious! I shouldn't be reading this at work, getting funny looks from these the office!

I met this guy a few years ago through mutual feiends, got on pretty well in a group so he said he would ask me out. I text him a few days later taking him up in his offer and each time his response was he had to look after his flat when his flatmate was out so I had to go round to his so we would be all alone... He couldn't possibly go out to a pub

Oh there was the group of guys we met on a night out (quite a few years ago) all went back to theirs to carry on the party as promised us beer. If been talking to one particular guy all night who announced that "if I was going to sleep with him that's fine, but his girlfriend was upstairs in bed so I would have to be quiet" Exit stage left..

Mallotum_X

tesuhoha wrote: »

Not a date but I was at a party once and a bloke asked me to dance. As we were dancing he asked 'are you going to f...k me?' Just like that. I was shocked and immediately said no. He replied 'P!ss off then.'

I let go of him and left the room. Made me feel like a worthless piece of nothing for a long time afterwards.

I used to work with a guy who claimed his chat up line in a club was to ask every girl, starting with the ones he fancied the most, and working to those he fancied the least if they "wanted a f...k", He claimed he normally pulled someone using that line... :eek:

Surbybird

I got chatting to a guy on an Internet dating site. We got on well and arranged to meet in a posh bar for a drink. We had exchanged photos so we knew what each other looked like.

I arrived at the bar, parked my car and while sitting in the car I sent him a text to see if he'd arrived.

As I pressed 'Send', a very young and beautiful girl tottered past on 6 inch heels, all done up to the nines.

The text reply I got back from my date was 'Wow! Is that you that's just walked past my car?'

I said no, sorry, and we went for our drink and he was barely able to hide his disappointment. The bar is the kind where you go in, get seated at a table and waiters come and take your drinks order and you settle up at the end. We ordered drinks and he basically ignored me for an hour while I spoke and he grunted responses.

I'd had enough so got up and said I'd have to get going and he chose that moment to go to the toilet, leaving me to settle the bill!

As I was leaving, he rushed out of the gents and asked if I fancied a second date!

Err, how about no?

K

Claree__x

loracan1 wrote: »

amongst which he told me he'd brought along a 12-pack of condoms (to the cinema?). To this day I'm not sure what he had planned - making balloon animals?

That line made me laugh far more than it should :rotfl:

KateBob

These are really making me giggle!

You do realise for each of these stories there's someone saying they'd had a really nice time and yet their date had tried to escape through the bathroom window/ freaked out about nothing/ wouldn't go on a second date

My former house mate used to date a bloke who sleep walked, I discovered this when I woke up one night to find him staring at me from the side of bed. Funnily enough got used to him and just used to say "wrong room Bert, go back to bed!"

saterkey

my friend has just gone through the dating internet experience, one of her dates she mentioned that shed arranged to meet someone in a restaurant when there was a lot of shouting happening, and her date started looking very shifty, when two women came over shouting at him and being really horrible, it turned out to be his mistress and wife who'd come over!! the mgr escorted them out, my friend said to the chap that although the date would not go anywhere, they could finish their dinner and have a chat about things which I think he was relieved to do. And that was then end of that one. luckily shes a bit more settled now.

happy_to_be_here

cfkp1509 wrote: »

I was once chatting/texting a guy. After a few weeks we agreed to meet up. He said he was going to take me to a restaurant... turns out his idea of a date was a trip to a packed, noisy McDonalds. Where he orders for himself only. So after a bit I make my excuses and go to leave. He insisted on walking me back to the train station. At the station I had to endure a horrendous sloppy kiss (he still had a bit of ketchup in the corner of his mouth).

My first date at the tender age of 14 we went into town(!) to go to the cinema. Took an hour on the bus so we chatted and one of the bifmg discussions was food we liked at which point I said I hate McDonald's and lamb. So he insisted we go to McDonald's and he orders the special... The lamb burger. He couldn't understand why I refused to sit in the back row or why I was really sick when he tried to kiss me. He had it in his teeth and a dollop of sauce in his bumfluff so you have my sympathies!

Lexxi

He took me on a first date to his house, which was bad enough. Then put on a dodgy copy of a dvd that must have been filmed in a cinema.
There was a knock at the door and he asked me if the TV licence people worked Sundays! I told him I didn't know as I had always paid mine. It was ok though, it wasn't the TV licensing, it was just the police, about his ex girlfriend stalking him and smashing up his car.
Oh and he had a weird metal gate thing over his back door that he locked from the inside as we went in.