What made you smile today?

jetplane

*max* wrote: »

Oh I'm actually crying! You have to read the reviews:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0047E0EII/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B0047E0EII&linkCode=as2&!!!!!geek03b-20

:rotfl:

:rotfl: thank you I'm laughing and crying, love the "I'm gonna slice your nanner" and "Gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and spitting them onto a serving tray."

abailey54

*max* wrote: »

Oh I'm actually crying! You have to read the reviews:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0047E0EII/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B0047E0EII&linkCode=as2&!!!!!geek03b-20

:rotfl:

There are very few things that make me laugh this time of morning, thanks for brightening my Saturday:rotfl: :T

Wellyboots6

This is what woke me up this morning and made me smile

marisco_2

Best laugh I have had in ages, thanks for sharing *max*


'All my bananas are bent the other way'

'Special bananas for left handed patrons'........Classic

koalamummy

This one has caused smiling to the extreme! My four year old son has for some reason always been terrified of water to the extent that bathing him was a nightmare that filled me with dread. He has spent almost a year going to individual swimming lessons, which has been another source of pain. This morning he has woken up and asked if we can please go swimming today as he loves it.

TeamLowe

Aww that's great koalamummy, well done for persevering

Yesterday's was a friend saying everything was ok with her 12 week scan, normally I'd be very jealous but I'm just so pleased for her as she was absolutely devastated by a mc last year, they're always hard but she really struggled with it

Today was coming downstairs to a big smile from my baby niece who for a while didn't like me so I'm always happy when she seems happy to see me x x

Tiglath

I smiled a lot in the office yesterday - we won the Friday trivia quiz, and we had a whole team discussion on whether we'd prefer a crossbow or a sniper rifle come the zombie apocalypse.

Raksha

Last nights Alan Carr show. At the end it was like a food fight

*max*

marisco wrote: »

Best laugh I have had in ages, thanks for sharing *max*


'All my bananas are bent the other way'

'Special bananas for left handed patrons'........Classic

How about those..

"Don't be fooled by the misleading marketing, it is definitely not a sex toy" :rotfl:

"I had to return this slicer. I didn't realize it wasn't Mac compatible."

"I used to have a Hutzler 570 and it broke when I tried to slice a tomato...that's when I realized, Hutzler, H1tl3r. Think about it people."

"This sleek metonymy for the human condition reifies the heartache of postmodern society even as it negates it. The Hutzler 571 enacts Bakhtin's heteroglossia as it displays in raw form the multiple voices at work inside every banana, proportional and interactive yet distinct and, often, mushy. It is also a device of profound deconstruction, delimiting the fragment-banana and challenging its integrative potential by denying its ability to be reassembled as a cohesive whole (its traces are also ineradicable). From a Freudian psychoanalytical perspective, it is an uncanny castration machine. Moreover, it encapsulates Marxist alienation of labor by eliminating the human element and pride of craftsmanship in banana slicing. The Hutzler 571 is, one could say, the sublime object of ideology. Zizek needs one ASAP (express shipping available). It has earned a place in the museum of consciousness." :T

"Not only does this product cut up one heck of a banana, but if you pluck the cutting surfaces one at a time from the top, you will hear the theme for Star Wars. Try this, you must."

"Gone are the days of throwing my bananas at the ceiling fan!".

*wipes tears from eyes*

marisco_2

koalamummy wrote: »

My four year old son has for some reason always been terrified of water to the extent that bathing him was a nightmare that filled me with dread.

My youngest was exactly the same. Then suddenly he seemed to overcome his fears. It is now a problem to encourage him to get out of the bath at bedtime.