Boyfriends and toilet roll

Any

I am surprised by some comments on here about men and the usage. My OH laughs when I buy toilet rolls at Costco (40 at a time) but then he says we need it with the amount I go through. Though it's gone down since there is just woman in the house.. I thought is always the women?

But he would never try and tell me to stop using what I want!! I would soon cut him short on the amounts of crisps he eats..(in this house it's if you are too slow it's your own fault).

Our problem is refilling the stock in the bathroom...I am sure he has a bet with mates how long he gets away with not refilling stock for...there is last tenth of a roll and I bring new rolls up.. he says that is enough to last him a week so he doesn't think of it!!!

I love the lettuce comment!! I don't know it either, must tell him!! Here it is badly packed kebab..(obviously not my own!!! He wouldn't dare...)

Any

Person_one wrote: »

Urinary tract infection. More common in women than men because of the proximity of the anus to the urethra, and the reason why its a bad idea to fold dirty toilet paper and use the other side! :eek:

Very very very true!!!

geri1965_2

Person_one wrote: »

Please, for the sake of a few quid a year, just use a fresh piece for every wipe.

I'm sorry but I am not going to be told how to wipe my bottom by someone on the internet.

Person_one

geri1965 wrote: »

I'm sorry but I am not going to be told how to wipe my bottom by someone on the internet.

Fair enough, ask your doctor next time you go, they'll tell you the same thing

DKLS

Any wrote: »

I am surprised by some comments on here about men and the usage. My OH laughs when I buy toilet rolls at Costco (40 at a time) but then he says we need it with the amount I go through. Though it's gone down since there is just woman in the house.. I thought is always the women?

Well said and sooo true all these other wimmen are bare arsed liars

Any

geri1965 wrote: »

I'm sorry but I am not going to be told how to wipe my bottom by someone on the internet.

Suit yourself. Each to their own.
I had it once and it's not pleasant. Doctor specifically asked me about it to avoid it in future (not that I do , but if someone told me to I would send them to hell just not having to go through it again!!)

Any

DKLS wrote: »

Well said and sooo true all these other wimmen are bare arsed liars

Pun intended...:rotfl::rotfl:
Very entertaining thread this turned out to be!!

Any

DKLS wrote: »

Well said and sooo true all these other wimmen are bare arsed liars

Though I do also blown my nose in toilet roll when I am in the bathroom (not before I wipe with it!!!!) and also have piece by the side of the bed as I often get blocked signuses...(sp??)
Again.. my OH jokes no wonder with the size of your nose!!!:rotfl:

laurel7172

Gosh, there are some control issues surfacing on this thread.....

aileth

I have to say can see where OP is coming from as I buy all groceries in my house and it's a bit annoying when you've stocked up lots on bargains and it disappears in a week!

Saying that, when I first met my husband he used kitchen roll because he could never be arsed to buy toilet roll...