Boyfriends and toilet roll

thehappybutterfly

Person_one wrote: »

Ah yes, also known as the UTI method.

what does UTI stand for?

gayleanne

You can always cut the newspaper into squares, and hang it from a hook, we used to have great fun doing this when we visited our Gran. Or get it free from local toilets ha ha ha aa

Dollardog

I can't believe that someone is so mean and miserly to be monitoring someone's toilet roll usage!!

If it bothers you that much, just ask him to bring his own.

I think there is more to worry about in life than how much toilet roll their partner is using.

Person_one

thehappybutterfly wrote: »

what does UTI stand for?

Urinary tract infection. More common in women than men because of the proximity of the anus to the urethra, and the reason why its a bad idea to fold dirty toilet paper and use the other side! :eek:

thehappybutterfly

Person_one wrote: »

Urinary tract infection. More common in women than men because of the proximity of the anus to the urethra, and the reason why its a bad idea to fold dirty toilet paper and use the other side! :eek:

Ah, I'm with you. Thanks for that very informative explanation!

meritaten

Person_one wrote: »

Urinary tract infection. More common in women than men because of the proximity of the anus to the urethra, and the reason why its a bad idea to fold dirty toilet paper and use the other side! :eek:

stole the words outta my mouth! and to make sure little girls are trained to wipe from front to back!

geri1965_2

Person_one wrote: »

Urinary tract infection. More common in women than men because of the proximity of the anus to the urethra, and the reason why its a bad idea to fold dirty toilet paper and use the other side! :eek:

Well, I've been wiping my own backside for more than 4 decades now and never had a UTI so I can't be doing it that badly.

pigpen

Is he a 'liner' ???

You put a wad in the bowl to stop splashback and so your OH doesn't know you do such vile things as turds.. then use 3 lots to wipe.. men are reet hairy so need more to avoid clinkers..

He might also blow his nose while in there so that is another 4 bits minimum.

Person_one

thehappybutterfly wrote: »

Ah, I'm with you. Thanks for that very informative explanation!

I could have gone into more detail, but I thought that was probably enough, very few posts seem to have the word anus in them these days...:rotfl:

Person_one

geri1965 wrote: »

Well, I've been wiping my own backside for more than 4 decades now and never had a UTI so I can't be doing it that badly.

Please, for the sake of a few quid a year, just use a fresh piece for every wipe.