Boyfriends and toilet roll

Gloomendoom

OP You could follow my grandparents' lead and start buying this stuff...



Useful in the kitchen too if you run out of greaseproof paper.

CrazyAngel_3

LOL! I understand where you are coming from. How do men use so much?? I mean, they only use it for number 2s. They just give it a shake for number 1s! Women use it for both but use a lot less in my opinion.

My husband works away a lot - a roll might last me a week, but when hes home its lasts a maximum of two days !?!

DC1903

Angelic wrote: »

Too much information but maybe these will help?

Nope. You can't see the top of my cistern for packs of the things..scented, unscented.... Asdas own of course, (I am a moneysaver)

He obviously just !!!!!! and goes.

But I love him. Hate wash days though. I've learned not to look anymore.

thegirlintheattic

Do people actually worry about toilet roll usage?

Person_one

geri1965 wrote: »

I feel your pain, OP. I have the same issue with my OH, just as I did with the one before him. I've tried to explain the wipe, fold, wipe again technique but he is just not interested.

Ah yes, also known as the UTI method.

aggypanthus

Maybe he is blowing his nose when he is in there, My OH has sinus problems and bungs up the bog with lots of the roll for this reason too. He likes to sniff and snort in private lol!

Maybe he uses some wet paper to clean then some more to dry?

gingin_2

I remember reading a poo rag thread on here ( something about families who keep a communal rag for wiping) rather than using loo roll. After reading that I've never complained about loo roll usage since.

Ivrytwr3

SailorSam wrote: »

When i was staying at my girlfriends last week there was no toilet roll and i had to use her '50 shades of grey' which was just lying there.

Now i'm in trouble 'cos her Kindle stinks.

Really made me lol. :rotfl:

thehappybutterfly

Maybe he's a bit skint and he's filling his pockets with your loo roll? I'd check his pockets before he leaves from now on!

thehappybutterfly

Gloomendoom wrote: »

OP You could follow my grandparents' lead and start buying this stuff...



Useful in the kitchen too if you run out of greaseproof paper.

That's the stuff I was thinking about! I remember this from school - right slippy stuff if you didn't scrunch it.