Fat people jokes...

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  • Oh Max well dont another off topic that is superior to myself for being more literate than me - have i spelt it correct? feel free to correct me if i havent :j

    Remember topic Maxi

    FAT peeps not English grammar!
  • *max*
    *max* Posts: 3,208 Forumite
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    This isn't a competition. Yet I'd still be fat and literate than thin and..well, not illiterate - ignorant rather. Not being very good at a language doesn't mean you're excused from being rude.
  • Person_one
    Person_one Posts: 28,884 Forumite
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    I find it disgraceful that some feel the need to come on here and belittle the ones that have difficulty in expressing themselves

    ...but belittling people who have difficulty controlling their weight doesn't bother you at all?

    It looks a bit silly getting on your high horse to bemoan what you call 'bullying' over language pedantry but ignoring blatant insults and nastiness based on another factor.
  • Person_one
    Person_one Posts: 28,884 Forumite
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    Oh dear.

    I think you might need some cake, cheer you up a bit.
  • Dave101t
    Dave101t Posts: 4,157 Forumite
    Fat people are the targets because..... you cant miss!
    zing!
    Target Savings by end 2009: 20,000
    current savings: 20,500 (target hit yippee!)
    Debts: 8000 (student loan so doesnt count)

    new target savings by Feb 2010: 30,000
  • Feed me cake, I need cake
  • Dave101t
    Dave101t Posts: 4,157 Forumite
    seriously tho, its not that much of a problem, apparently in the uk there are 10 million fat or overweight people, these are of course, only round figures.
    Target Savings by end 2009: 20,000
    current savings: 20,500 (target hit yippee!)
    Debts: 8000 (student loan so doesnt count)

    new target savings by Feb 2010: 30,000
  • Dave101t
    Dave101t Posts: 4,157 Forumite
    people, if your fat, simply live your life and dont let snide comments get in the weigh.
    Target Savings by end 2009: 20,000
    current savings: 20,500 (target hit yippee!)
    Debts: 8000 (student loan so doesnt count)

    new target savings by Feb 2010: 30,000
  • abailey54
    abailey54 Posts: 1,581 Forumite
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    I have to say, it isn't a funny joke, sorry, nor offensive. Just not a very good joke. If you want to blame fat people for it not being funny then go ahead.

    I'm happy to laugh at myself so if you're a skinny person writing jokes about fat people then come to me when you've written a funny one and I'll laugh my !!! off

    In the meantime, get yourself some pie before you pass out :rotfl:
    Final cigarette smoked 02/01/18
    Weight loss 2017 28lbs
    Weight gain 2018 8lbs :rotfl:
  • mrcow
    mrcow Posts: 15,170 Forumite
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    "Real women have curves"

    A phrase usually spouted (on Facebook) by grossly obese women who are trying to convince themselves (and others) into thinking that their unsightly flab rolls somehow constitute a normal shape for a female adult.
    "One day I realised that when you are lying in your grave, it's no good saying, "I was too shy, too frightened."
    Because by then you've blown your chances. That's it."
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