***UPDATED POST 102***Terrible kisser?

unoriginal_uk

LOLOL this made me laugh just found this:

The variation I heard (in some sitcom):

First person: "Breath mint" (offering one)
Second person: "No thanks"
First person: "I wasn't asking"

Ok now I will go look at some other posts because I am starting to get obsessed with bad breath.....already made a mental note to ask my boyfriend about my own breath in the morning.

.....And I wonder why I have insomnia......

sexylulubelle

Gloomendoom wrote: »

Don't use the line that a friend of mine used (to another bloke)...

"Has somebody just farted or have you been eating dog sh*t?"

:rotfl: rotfl :rotfl::rotfl::T

Lotus-eater

sexylulubelle wrote: »

I like chilli:rotfl: lol, I think there are a number of things that can contribute to bad breath not just food lol Oh btw lotus eater have you ever tried eating fresh parsley after eating a particulary heavy aromatic meal works a treat:D

I don't care enough to try

Maybe if I was single and paranoid about getting someone new, then I might try it.
But I would prefer getting her round to mine and stuffing her full of my own chilli concoction
Lets face it, if a wonderful chilli made by myself and the kissing afterwards didn't clinch it, then I'm on to a loser anyway. .

miss_independent

Right folks thanks for the input. It's helped at least to laugh about it! I'm off to bed - hopefully I won't have nightmares.

Lotus-eater...I like Chilli....

sexylulubelle

Lotus-eater wrote: »

I don't care enough to try

Maybe if I was single and paranoid about getting someone new, then I might try it.
But I would prefer getting her round to mine and stuffing her full of my own chilli concoction
Lets face it, if a wonderful chilli made by myself and the kissing afterwards didn't clinch it, then I'm on to a loser anyway. .

well atleast your honest even if your breath smells like chilli:p

unoriginal_uk

Great now I am craving Chilli!

Everyone......STOP TALKING!! I really must sleep!!

miss_independent.....have lovely dreams of chilli, poop, and tuna

sexylulubelle

lol hope it works out for you hun..... failing that you can always invest in a darth vader mask, instead of saying "I felt your presence" you can say "I smelt your breath":)

maintenanceman

maybe this thread should be changed to .. How desperate are you aor a nog and to which degree of disgusto breat hare you prepared for a snog.

miss_independent

unoriginal_uk wrote: »

Great now I am craving Chilli!

Everyone......STOP TALKING!! I really must sleep!!

miss_independent.....have lovely dreams of chilli, poop, and tuna

Can't sleep - I'm starving now thanks to you lot! :rotfl:

geminilady

glitter03 wrote: »

If you don't get a spark or passion from the kiss then it doesn't look good for other areas!

I never liked how my husband kissed but he was the best lover I have had.