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Who's reading Fifty Shades of Grey?

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  • JCS1
    JCS1 Posts: 5,335 Forumite
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    edited 28 June 2012 at 7:00PM
    I read all three last week, they are never going to win any literary awards, and I did get fed up of the repetition (how many times can she bite her lip, roll her eyes, and mention her inner goddess) but they do seem to have that "can't put them down" element.
  • *Louise* wrote: »

    And what's with all the lip biting? It says she 'smiled and bit her lip'...how does that even work? Can't have been much of a smile lol. :rotfl:

    tfl:

    How many of us are trying this now you've posted it....I am :rotfl::rotfl:
  • I'm reading it, or trying to. I just can't seem to get into it, and it's not because I'm a prude or anything, I just can't seem to connect with the characters, they seem a bit "hollow" to me.

    By the way if you want really well written down and dirty smut, read a Black Lace publication. They definately manage to hit the spot. I've several in my collection. Hubby doesn't know though! :))
    Sometimes you're the dog, but more often you're the tree!:D
  • Lotus-eater
    Lotus-eater Posts: 10,789 Forumite
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    How many of us are trying this now you've posted it....I am :rotfl::rotfl:
    Just tried it, on a bloke with no hair, it looks a bit odd, on a nubile attractive woman........... yeahhh, I can see it could look cute and a bit vulnerable. Mmm my favourite :rotfl:
    Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
  • xoxo_2
    xoxo_2 Posts: 889 Forumite
    I'm half way through book 3 now and I can't make my mind up. I like the story but it's very badly written and the sex scenes are awful, very repetitive. "You're mine" "Yours" "Mine" "Yours".... SHUT UP!! :D "Eat." "Come." "Sit."

    So yes, terribly written but I want to find out what happens so I'm going to read until the end.
    :j
  • sweetme
    sweetme Posts: 13,829 Forumite
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    xoxo wrote: »
    I'm half way through book 3 now and I can't make my mind up. I like the story but it's very badly written and the sex scenes are awful, very repetitive. "You're mine" "Yours" "Mine" "Yours".... SHUT UP!! :D "Eat." "Come." "Sit."

    So yes, terribly written but I want to find out what happens so I'm going to read until the end.

    Exactly why I'm still reading :D
  • Mrs.W_2
    Mrs.W_2 Posts: 584 Forumite
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    Someone advise me of a decent SM fiction novel then?

    It's for my OH, although I might read it first to check there's nothing in there she's not allowed to read :D
    'Carrie's Story' and 'Safe Word' by Molly Weatherfield. Extremely well written, intelligent characters, kinky sex scenes, none of the angst !!!!!! of 50SoG.
  • go_cat
    go_cat Posts: 2,509 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    :I have read all 3 but only to see what happened to ANa and Christian

    But the end of book 3 really spoilt it for me which is after the book had finished but explains his thought process when he met her. I ended up thinking what a kn*b !!

    Up till then loved the love story, but the s*x was very repetitive " your so ready for me Ana " being one of the most annoying :rotfl:
  • pimento
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    I couldn't work out what all the fuss is about!

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  • scooby088
    scooby088 Posts: 3,385 Forumite
    Wish my OH would read it to keep her quiet for a while:rotfl:
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