Who's reading Fifty Shades of Grey?

raven83

Tropez wrote: »

Interesting. That gives me something to Google later and by "later" I mean right now on my other monitor.

Now, these dreams you're having, I think I need more information... for science of course. I am, after all, qualified in psychology (well social psychology but I see no reason why my skills can't transfer adequately).

I once saw a film featuring Brianna Banks dressed up as Wonder Woman, that was interesting. And of course, by "film" I do mean twenty five minute excerpt.

The term film is "loosely" used :rotfl:

I am sure JJ has sex with the devil in the film and it turns into the usual gangbang type of thing:o That was many years ago now though, and of course I don't watch such films now I am older.......much;) I have however read her book "how to make love to a pornstar" I must admit I did not put it down and finished it within hours:p

Oh don't ask me about my dreams...the dark depth of my subconscious is not for the faint hearted!!!:eek:

Tropez

raven83 wrote: »

The term film is "loosely" used :rotfl:

I am sure JJ has sex with the devil in the film and it turns into the usual gangbang type of thing:o That was many years ago now though, and of course I don't watch such films now I am older.......much;) I have however read her book "how to make love to a pornstar" I must admit I did not put it down and finished it within hours:p

Oh don't ask me about my dreams...the dark depth of my subconscious is not for the faint hearted!!!:eek:

I've seen a few films that involve some devil loving. Most of them were made by Jesus Franco. That man has some serious issues as well as an inappropriate name.

And so you are well versed in how to make love to a pornstar, eh? Has that come in handy yet or are you still waiting for your dream date with Ron Jeremy? :rotfl::D

And never fear. I am far from faint hearted. I walked in on my Auntie doing... things... when I was younger. A little bit of me died that day and since then even that abominable remake of The Wicker Man hasn't phased me.

Tropez

I wouldn't bother checking too many of them out. They're pretty dull overall. The guy has made about 1,000 films but only a handful are any good (not that I've seen anywhere close to all of them). Demoniac for instance made sex look incredibly dull. On the flip side, Eugenie: The Story of Her Journey Into Perversion, is quite interesting as a novelty, and because it features Christopher Lee who claims he was unaware of the abundant sexual content in the film. Who knows what he thought the female lead was doing wandering around in the buff on set?

He did make quite a few films based off the stories from the Marquis de Sade. He just happened to make them very badly.

And I can understand that point of view about Jenna's films. They are all quite samey. I've probably seen more of her attempts at "serious" acting than her naughty ones.

As for things I learned from my Aunty:-

1. Never stay in a house where the only bathroom requires you to go through someone elses bedroom.
2. People doing... things... may not have the presence of mind to close doors, so always double check before entering.
3. People doing... things... will finish doing those... things... before they decide to give you "the talk".

raven83

Tropez wrote: »

I wouldn't bother checking too many of them out. They're pretty dull overall. The guy has made about 1,000 films but only a handful are any good (not that I've seen anywhere close to all of them). Demoniac for instance made sex look incredibly dull. On the flip side, Eugenie: The Story of Her Journey Into Perversion, is quite interesting as a novelty, and because it features Christopher Lee who claims he was unaware of the abundant sexual content in the film. Who knows what he thought the female lead was doing wandering around in the buff on set?

He did make quite a few films based off the stories from the Marquis de Sade. He just happened to make them very badly.

And I can understand that point of view about Jenna's films. They are all quite samey. I've probably seen more of her attempts at "serious" acting than her naughty ones.

As for things I learned from my Aunty:-

1. Never stay in a house where the only bathroom requires you to go through someone elses bedroom.
2. People doing... things... may not have the presence of mind to close doors, so always double check before entering.
3. People doing... things... will finish doing those... things... before they decide to give you "the talk".

Yeah they are samey I agree. Have you seen many belladonna ones? She is pretty filthy, not that I would know I've just heard:o

I think lots of people walk in and "catch" people at it at some point, I've caught friends at it lots of times but never a family member.

Tropez

raven83 wrote: »

Yeah they are samey I agree. Have you seen many belladonna ones? She is pretty filthy, not that I would know I've just heard:o

I think lots of people walk in and "catch" people at it at some point, I've caught friends at it lots of times but never a family member.

I may have seen the odd Belladonna video, purely in the interests of science, of course. She does do some pretty filthy films indeed although they're not really my cup of tea.

I'm proud to say I've never been "caught" flying solo by anybody other than my current partner so that wasn't too awkward, and no, it wasn't to zombie girl. I have been caught a few times whilst with someone. And, I did inadvertantly catch a friend of mine flying solo... he was sleeping in my room on the floor and I was awoken by some rather strange noises. I was more bothered about being awoken though - I'm quite the crank when I'm interrupted during a nice snooze.

raven83

Tropez wrote: »

I may have seen the odd Belladonna video, purely in the interests of science, of course. She does do some pretty filthy films indeed although they're not really my cup of tea.

I'm proud to say I've never been "caught" flying solo by anybody other than my current partner so that wasn't too awkward, and no, it wasn't to zombie girl. I have been caught a few times whilst with someone. And, I did inadvertantly catch a friend of mine flying solo... he was sleeping in my room on the floor and I was awoken by some rather strange noises. I was more bothered about being awoken though - I'm quite the crank when I'm interrupted during a nice snooze.

And I hope he cleaned up after himself.....you would of been pis$ed if you had trod in his leftovers...........:rotfl:

Tropez

raven83 wrote: »

And I hope he cleaned up after himself.....you would of been pis$ed if you had trod in his leftovers...........:rotfl:

:rotfl:

He was doing it under the covers which accounted for most of the noise.

I made sure to wash that duvet the next day.

Now I have spare bedrooms, so people can pleasure themselves to their hearts content because they're much less likely to wake me up and if they're that into it that they do wake me up, well who am I to ruin their fun?... but then now, most of my friends have cars and don't spend the night.

coolcait

djtonyb wrote: »

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like them.

Got to chapter 12 in the first book and its boring me senseless

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

How freudian!:rotfl:

daisiegg

Raven and Tropez, sounds like you were having fun last night! Is this a private party or can anyone join?! :rotfl:

daisiegg

Tropez wrote: »

Story of O spends too much time trying to be like the works of the Marquis de Sade which I suppose is understandable given it was written to impress some bloke who was into the work of the latter.

Well, exactly. Hence why I said it is dark and hardcore.

I also found the writing style in English pretty jarring. Tried the original but found it too difficult...I guess my A Level French did not have a unit on 'hardcore sex vocabulary' :rotfl: