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Who's reading Fifty Shades of Grey?

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  • Tropez
    Tropez Posts: 3,696 Forumite
    raven83 wrote: »
    I know :eek: But I can't help but think what a way to go :o;)

    It's wrong that is turns me on, isn't it?

    I have a thing for the zombie girl from Return of the Living Dead 3.

    That's all kinds of wrong....
  • raven83
    raven83 Posts: 3,021 Forumite
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    Tropez wrote: »
    I have a thing for the zombie girl from Return of the Living Dead 3.

    That's all kinds of wrong....


    But sometimes things that are so wrong, feel so right :o;)
    Raven. :grinheart:grinheart:grinheart


  • raven83
    raven83 Posts: 3,021 Forumite
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    Tropez wrote: »
    To be fair, you can never use the "he was married" argument to prove someone isn't gay. Michael Barrymore, that Welsh rugby player, my cousin Andrew etc.


    Yes OK clever clogs I know that:rotfl: He could swing both ways:T
    Raven. :grinheart:grinheart:grinheart


  • Tropez
    Tropez Posts: 3,696 Forumite
    raven83 wrote: »
    But sometimes things that are so wrong, feel so right :o;)

    That they do, although in this case, my partner, who is usually quite accommodating as far as any kinks go, gave me a rather disturbed but calm "Really?!" and then banned me from picking a movie for a month... though that might have been down to my inquiry as to whether a threesome with zombie girl was out of the question.

    At least it was zombie girl and not Frankenhooker.... (that's a real film by the way!)
  • jackieb
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    Tropez wrote: »

    At least it was zombie girl and not Frankenhooker.... (that's a real film by the way!)

    At first glance I thought that h was an f. :o
  • Tropez
    Tropez Posts: 3,696 Forumite
    jackieb wrote: »
    At first glance I thought that h was an f. :o

    Well she was one of them as well! :D
  • raven83
    raven83 Posts: 3,021 Forumite
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    Tropez wrote: »
    That they do, although in this case, my partner, who is usually quite accommodating as far as any kinks go, gave me a rather disturbed but calm "Really?!" and then banned me from picking a movie for a month... though that might have been down to my inquiry as to whether a threesome with zombie girl was out of the question.

    At least it was zombie girl and not Frankenhooker.... (that's a real film by the way!)


    Oh you have a zombie fetish, I like them too but I do prefer vampires, and this isn't down to Twilight I might just add, I have been into them for many years...:D
    Raven. :grinheart:grinheart:grinheart


  • Tropez
    Tropez Posts: 3,696 Forumite
    raven83 wrote: »
    Oh you have a zombie fetish, I like them too but I do prefer vampires, and this isn't down to Twilight I might just add, I have been into them for many years...:D

    Well I wouldn't call it a fetish... Frankenhooker is a bit too rough around the edges (bad stitching job). I did once see a cinematic masterpiece (and I use the term in a completely fraudulent way) called Zombie Strippers, featuring Jenna Jameson... I still would. :D

    As for vampires, the twins from Hammer's Twins of Evil... oh my, they could bite me all over... although admittedly that film came out in 1971 so they may have lost their looks a bit by now.
  • raven83
    raven83 Posts: 3,021 Forumite
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    Tropez wrote: »
    Well I wouldn't call it a fetish... Frankenhooker is a bit too rough around the edges (bad stitching job). I did once see a cinematic masterpiece (and I use the term in a completely fraudulent way) called Zombie Strippers, featuring Jenna Jameson... I still would. :D

    As for vampires, the twins from Hammer's Twins of Evil... oh my, they could bite me all over... although admittedly that film came out in 1971 so they may have lost their looks a bit by now.

    :rotfl:I've seen a few of Jenna Jameson films where she plays fantasy figures ( see what I did there..;)) there was one of her once played a pixie that even to this day, I have dreams about it :eek:
    Raven. :grinheart:grinheart:grinheart


  • Tropez
    Tropez Posts: 3,696 Forumite
    raven83 wrote: »
    :rotfl:I've seen a few of Jenna Jameson films where she plays fantasy figures ( see what I did there..;)) there was one of her once played a pixie that even to this day, I have dreams about it :eek:

    Interesting. That gives me something to Google later and by "later" I mean right now on my other monitor.

    Now, these dreams you're having, I think I need more information... for science of course. I am, after all, qualified in psychology (well social psychology but I see no reason why my skills can't transfer adequately).

    I once saw a film featuring Brianna Banks dressed up as Wonder Woman, that was interesting. And of course, by "film" I do mean twenty five minute excerpt.
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