Strange Request for a wedding?

Marisco

National dress?

londonsurrey

Moomin21 wrote: »

i did suggest a burka earlier..might get a bit hot as it is in august!

Not necessarily so if you had a "vent" in about the neck area, and were nude underneath.

I'm thinking of the Hawaiian mou-mou, which is a large "tent" garment, and very cool!

londonsurrey

andygb wrote: »

I would be very worried about the consequences - sharp, hard objects, being drawn across soft, sensitive spherical objects:eek:

Sounds like something you could make a fortune from. I hear that people pay good money for that kind of thing

Marisco

Or one of these, it would be cool and double up as "National dress"

ebayqueen_2

Oh you lot are making me laugh....flippin hilarious. There are some very crazy people in this world and it looks like the bride is one of them.
A website for your forthcoming wedding...away with the fairies that one is :)

heretolearn_2

I had to go and google no 1. dress - it seems to be the 'dress uniforms' for service people? Let OH go dressed as Nelson or something, I dare you!

victory

No 1 dress is for the military personnel, their best uniform, is it a military wedding?

A website for your own wedding? Wow.

I remember years ago getting an invite stating 'please do not wear black' seemed reasonable so we did not when we got there, the bride came down the aisle...in black:D apparently she wanted to break with tradition and have her wedding remembered so she wore black:D

pinksk8

Love this thread, a friend of mine has actually asked if I would consider going blond to be her bridemaid, (I have black hair), my reaction was about as welcome as the request....

Ha Ha Id completely ignore it and if she asks about it at the wedding, tell her you thought the joke was very funny, but obviously no-one is that deluded!

Janepig

Moomin21 wrote: »

i did suggest a burka earlier..might get a bit hot as it is in august!

i am very tempted to text the bride!!

I've just checked the website for the wedding (yes, there is a website) and there is no mention of facial hair on that, so maybe it was just our invitation!!!! will have to ask others what their invitations said!! it did state the rest of the male dress code tho:

"National dress, No.1 dress, Morning Attire or Lounge Suits."

no idea what 'no 1 dress' is...tux?! i read morning attire as pyjamas!!

for the women it says 'colour is always welcome at a summer wedding'...i might take that to an extreme :)

Seriously? Some people are so far up their own @rse they can't see daylight!! :rotfl::rotfl:

Please OP, I'm begging you, please get to the bottom of this and let us know what it's all about because quite honestly I'm not going to be able to rest until I know what this particular bridezilla has got against beards. I assume she hasn't invited any muslims or jews (or members of ZZ Top for that matter) because getting rid of their beards wouldn't be an option.

What a hoot.

Jx

shoe*diva79

'Morning Attire = Pyjamas'

I dont think I have laughed so much in a LONG time!!!

Please text the bride - Ill keep- coming back to check what she says haha!