So poor I can't even pay attention

PinotGrigio41

grannyx2 wrote: »

including the odd rubber duck thrown in for good measure - eh!!!

Granny x

Yes Granny, and I still havent found out how he came to be there !! No-one is owning up ! :rotfl:

Piquant_2

PinotGrigio41 wrote: »

Yes Granny, and I still havent found out how he came to be there !! No-one is owning up ! :rotfl:

Interesting.....

Perhaps you are just not owning up to the great rubber duck heist of 2010, but the ducks are coming to get you.....:eek:

Piquant_2

labtechlesley wrote: »

I do love you lot - we are all of the same mind!
My animals are all beautifully clean (chickens cats guineapigs snakes etc) but the housework is mainly crisis management and as for the filing, well when the stack is so tall it keeps falling over then I sort it.

For years I thought everyone had a clean tidy house except me and I felt terribly inadequate. Now I realise there are more of us that shove stuff into a cupboard when people come to call. I am an expert in the 'hold the contents of the cupboard in with one arm, whilst pushing the door shut with your bum' maneuver.

My mum always says who wants 'she was good at housework' on their tombstone?

taxi73

so true Piq

NewLeaf_2

I think you all are going quackers

Baldybear

I am definitely losing it today, losing the will to live today :cool:

So thought would drop by and ask Piq to help me with the questions to answer today

"how will risk management be integrated into the project, how are changes anticipated and how will you ensure that change does not compromise quality, how can you contribute to ensuring that the project remains within budget including value engineering"

No you dont want to? Seriously who would want to :mad: I dont get paid enough for this:rotfl:

vitesse

Baldybear wrote: »

I am definitely losing it today, losing the will to live today :cool:

So thought would drop by and ask Piq to help me with the questions to answer today

"how will risk management be integrated into the project, how are changes anticipated and how will you ensure that change does not compromise quality, how can you contribute to ensuring that the project remains within budget including value engineering"

No you dont want to? Seriously who would want to :mad: I dont get paid enough for this:rotfl:

• Regular risk audits and maintenance of a risk register
• Regular quality meeting to discuss deviations from the project plan
• Maintenance of a change log with quality audits for all changes
• Budget reviews and costed risk register.

No I'm not a project manager but just apply common sense to business, sprinkled with jargon....

suburbanwifey

vitesse wrote: »

• Regular risk audits and maintenance of a risk register
• Regular quality meeting to discuss deviations from the project plan
• Maintenance of a change log with quality audits for all changes
• Budget reviews and costed risk register.

No I'm not a project manager but just apply common sense to business, sprinkled with jargon....

You may not be a project manager but you have the skill of one. An excellent response to the question posed. Well done you

Igamogam

Piquant wrote: »

I have a picture of you walking up and down the coffee table pushing the vacuum cleaner. Not sure about the vacuuming of the oven, I suppose it's one way to lose the vacuum cleaner as I never open it unless necessary. I slam the door of the oven pronto as soon as cooking is over, that way I don't see the need to clean it

I cook on an Ag* cast iron - everything spilt gets carbonised and drops to the bottom - hence vaccum:D

suzeesu2000

Igamogam wrote: »

everything (spilt) gets carbonised and drops to the bottom

.......Describes both my cooking and weight/fat distribution