So poor I can't even pay attention

gallygirl

Piquant wrote: »

I love 50 sheds of grey, well done gally for finding it, somehow I'm not surprised that you did!

Yes, you are obviously impressed with my finger on the pulse twitter knowledge . Actually, it was mentioned on another mse thread :rotfl:.

Piquant wrote: »

Does anyone know what you can give a cat with really bad wind?

Bananas?

OK, if you like Amazon reviews...... try THESE for Wenlock the Olympic figure, dressed as a policeman. I HOPE they are all joking ........:eek:. Funniest line I found was:
"The G4S figure ordered months ago hasn't turned up, but thank you very much for the soldier, sailor and airman figures I got instead." :rotfl:

Baldybear

Gally Girl ok now thats a morning now nearly gone thanks to reading all of those , excellent friday work avoidance tactic

NewLeaf_2

cat with wind.. ha ha whenever my dogs fart they scare themselves and look to their hind ends with fear. Basically we just grin and "bear" it <-- witty reference to your cat!

In anycase flipflop man has been named Captain Birdseye by you so I suspect he is pecking his way into your heart!
Gosh I am full of sh*te today

melymay

thanks lovlies,

Had a new woman to see at the JC the morning, seemed more human . . told her my story and she was actually crying with laughter and called a couple of other members of staff over to hear the tale !!

As I had made hr laugh I then asked about re-imbursment for petrol and they did it there and then . . the benefits of an amusing story and someone willing to listen . .

Reading some of the stories on her really cheers me up and knowing there are so many of us sucessful ladies making the most that life throws at us is inspiring . .

MM

PS any ideas how to hide the friction burns on my knees for a wedding tomorrow . .

grannyx2

melymay wrote: »

PS any ideas how to hide the friction burns on my knees for a wedding tomorrow . .

wear a longer dress x :rotfl:

NewLeaf_2

I would wear my friction burns with pride and just point to them, smile knowingly, and say "Fifty shades of Grey" and walk away

gallygirl

NewLeaf wrote: »

I would wear my friction burns with pride and just point to them, smile knowingly, and say "Fifty shades of Grey" and walk away

Speaking of which:
'Are you sure you can take the pain?' she demanded, brandishing her new stilettos. 'Yes,' I gulped.'OK,' she said and showed me the receipt.:rotfl:

NorthernLas

Try feeding the cat aloe vera juice. The farts will get worse initially, but then all will be happy in the Piq household.

PM me if you want a free sample ...

p.s. It is best to drink Aloe Vera like it is a tequilla slammer, but the cat probably doesn't have experience of the salt and lemon ... nor the paw skills to purrfect the procedure

p.p.s It is fortunate I only drink water while working on t'puter ... and I haven't even had chance to look at the Amazon reviews!!!

Piquant_2

gallygirl wrote: »

Speaking of which:
'Are you sure you can take the pain?' she demanded, brandishing her new stilettos. 'Yes,' I gulped.'OK,' she said and showed me the receipt.:rotfl:

Have you got the perfect job, the one where you can look for amusing things on the web? Think I'd be quite good at any job that involved browsing the internet all day :whistle:

Piquant_2

NorthernLas wrote: »

Try feeding the cat aloe vera juice. The farts will get worse initially, but then all will be happy in the Piq household.

PM me if you want a free sample ...

p.s. It is best to drink Aloe Vera like it is a tequilla slammer, but the cat probably doesn't have experience of the salt and lemon ... nor the paw skills to purrfect the procedure

p.p.s It is fortunate I only drink water while working on t'puter ... and I haven't even had chance to look at the Amazon reviews!!!

Ah you so need to read the Amazon reviews, you'll find yourself looking at men in coffee shops and wondering....

The cat's wind seems to has gone, thank goodness. He must have eaten some random junk or small creature outside. If getting a tablet down him is anything to judge him by, I'd have no hope on an aloe vera slammer, even with his paws tied together!