So poor I can't even pay attention

Noonar

Igamogam wrote: »

Oh just what I needed on a drizzly Wednesday morning I laughed so much it hurt:rotfl::rotfl: How did you find that;)

Glad I have made some people laugh - its so good to have a giggle now and then. A Facebook friend shared it on her page!

bast

Hi Piquant love the imagery of you and captain lying together just beautiful....and Noonar.... ha ha still chuckling.... thank you x

please-let-me-be-lucky

OMG DH and I are in stitches at the 11 times more painful than childbirth review . Thanks for sharing!

gallygirl

If you're in the mood for a giggle have a look on twitter at @50ShedsofGrey (yes, that is spelt correctly!). V funny , for example:

'I'm a very naughty girl,' she said, biting her lip, 'I need to be punished.' So I invited my mother to stay for the weekend.

please-let-me-be-lucky

gallygirl wrote: »

If you're in the mood for a giggle have a look on twitter at @50ShedsofGrey (yes, that is spelt correctly!). V funny , for example:

'I'm a very naughty girl,' she said, biting her lip, 'I need to be punished.' So I invited my mother to stay for the weekend.

Love it love it love it Xx

gallygirl

please-let-me-be-lucky wrote: »

Love it love it love it Xx

She gazed up at me wide-eyed from the shed floor and bit her lip seductively. Unfortunately it was her top lip so she looked like a piranha.

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As we left hospital once again, we wondered whether to change the safe word from llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

grannyx2

please-let-me-be-lucky wrote: »

Love it love it love it Xx

No,' she sighed, gazing sadly at the large stuffed crust Hawaiian with extra cheese, 'I said I'm really turned on by orders from dominants'

Punish me,' she cried desperately, 'Make me suffer like only a real man can!' 'Very well,' I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

Piquant_2

gallygirl wrote: »

She gazed up at me wide-eyed from the shed floor and bit her lip seductively. Unfortunately it was her top lip so she looked like a piranha.

:rotfl::rotfl: That's the one that's finished me and I haven't even read the original :rotfl:

please-let-me-be-lucky

I'm crying with laughter here!! They are SO funny!!

(and I'll admit to biting my top lip to see how piranha-ish it is:rotfl:).

melymay

Afternoon again Piq,

The night before the jobcentre always reminds me to check in with your diary !!

Something you and others may find amusing at my expense . .
Went for an interview yesterday, all went well, left the office and turned to shake my interviewers hand - fell down a small(ish) flight of stairs !!

So pleased that even though it was a hot day I decided against the smart dress option . . legs akimbo, on your back, at the bottom of stairs is not a good look !!

Still, I guess they won't forget me in the selection process . .

Good Luck with the continued (and I know neverending) search for a job you want rather than need.

Adios,

MM