So poor I can't even pay attention

Piquant_2

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I've only got as far as the first review and I'm crying with laughter ' do not put on kn*b and b*ll*cks'

Oh God everytime I think of it I start to laugh. Thank you noonar!!!!

Stay on the diary, don't drop away from mse if you're worrying about money, that will make it worse.

debtfreewannabe321

OMG noonar thanks for sharing too funny :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Homeagain

Piquant wrote: »

Hello Nicola :wave:How are you? Keeping well I hope!

Stop making me blush, I am no inspiration I can assure you. But I have struck it lucky with the fantastic folk who hang out around my diary. I must admit it's the encouragement you all give me that keeps me going.

Pr*t's not so bad, most importantly, for me, I'm doing an honest day's work. It's not enough money but I feel better for earning my jsa. Mad, I know, there are many people who will just take the money as it's their entitlement. I need to do something, otherwise I will lose the plot and forget how to work. It's difficult to explain, but the longer my unemployment goes on, the nearer I move towards a dark place. Working has slowed down the descent.

Speaking of which....tomorrow I get to sign on again, another form to fill in as I'm working. Then off to Pr*t for a six hour shift.

I've dropped the blog temporarily, it's all a bit much at the moment, pathetic, I know. I will pick it up again when life picks up I promise.

I spent a lovely few hours in the sunshine with the Captain this afernoon, he was lying down in his field so I laid down with him, we watched the birds and enjoyed each others company, it was perfect just breathing in the smell of sunshine warmed horse...

Sounds idyllic (last paragraph that is). Be proud of yourself for not just taking what's rightfully yours! I understand your feelings regarding working at anything rather than sitting back with open hands, you are one of the very few I can assure you but I guess you know that. So glad I don't have to write to in in jail given your experiences with the security at the JS. I had to laugh at that. You sound a great cook/baker - why can't you sell your stuff at the restaurant where you work (or is that just not done). Could bring in a few bob!
Thinking of you.

LAM2011

LOL LOL LOL Noonar :rotfl: what funny things you do in your spare time. What I find hilarious that the 3 reviewers shown all used in the region that they shouldnt, 2 of 3 gave the product 5 stars despite the pain and the subsequent lack of 'performance'! lol I am not quite sure which part of "Suitable for the back, chest, arms, legs and underarms only." they thought might include their K & B lol :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I spent a lovely few hours in the sunshine with the Captain this afernoon, he was lying down in his field so I laid down with him, we watched the birds and enjoyed each others company, it was perfect just breathing in the smell of sunshine warmed horse...

How wonderful - true companionship. x

Hope your day is not too trying and tiring today. Its a bit cooler up this way today which is nice.

Igamogam

Noonar wrote: »

If anybody wants a good laugh, try going into amazon and looking for VEET hair removal cream for men and read the reviews, not for the faint hearted - hopefully this link will work. I got kicked out of the living room yesterday evening making too much noise laughing http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk


Have a good (hot) day everyone!

Noo

Oh just what I needed on a drizzly Wednesday morning I laughed so much it hurt:rotfl::rotfl: How did you find that;)

chevalier

Piquant wrote: »

I spent a lovely few hours in the sunshine with the Captain this afernoon, he was lying down in his field so I laid down with him, we watched the birds and enjoyed each others company, it was perfect just breathing in the smell of sunshine warmed horse...

Again, what a beautiful word picture. I could just picture you resting on Captains flank....
awesome.
chev

grannyx2

Noonar wrote: »

Morning lovely ladies - If anybody wants a good laugh, try going into amazon and looking for VEET hair removal cream for men and read the reviews, not for the faint hearted - hopefully this link will work. I got kicked out of the living room yesterday evening making too much noise laughing http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk


Noo

Oh my dear, I am now laughing so much I've nearly coughed myself to death - this is the one that got me:

3 stars and entitled LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION

"Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's ^rse all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children."

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Granny x

Piquant_2

The reviews have made me laugh on and off all day, best thing I've read in a long time. Can you believe none of them read the instructions?

grannyx2

Piquant wrote: »

The reviews have made me laugh on and off all day, best thing I've read in a long time. Can you believe none of them read the instructions?

They ARE men :rotfl:sorry Mr B if you are reading.

x

Piquant_2

grannyx2 wrote: »

They ARE men :rotfl:sorry Mr B if you are reading.

x

's ok, Mr B doesn't loiter here, but Hamster does, from time to time. I didn't know men wanted their man-bits bald. I must be moving in the wrong circles....

still laughing....