MSE Pregnancy Club 24

emsbet

How are things going Sa-ra-ra?

xx

emsbet

((hugs)) for the cold Chrissy

xx

Miss_Money

fluffnutter wrote: »

This is brilliant! Another issue I need to raise...

OH and I are trying to settle on what we're going to call 'the bits'. For a boy I think it's easy; nowt wrong with willy. But we can't agree for a girl. I'm not sure I'm very keen on girly euphemisms like foo-foo and mi-mi and I'm veering towards 'front bottom'.

The OH thinks this is madness. We just can't agree

Ive never jelled with the term front bottom.. it jsut sounds so wrong to me i called the girls bits their tuppence.. but it turned into tumptumps by them lol. Last night whilst trying to have a wee by myself in the bathroom... Maddie walks in and says to me at the top of her voice... "mummy your tumtumps is very big isn't it?! and will be bigger by the time the baby has come out of it" :eek: bloody cheek!

emsbet

Miss_Money wrote: »

Ive never jelled with the term front bottom.. it jsut sounds so wrong to me i called the girls bits their tuppence.. but it turned into tumptumps by them lol. Last night whilst trying to have a wee by myself in the bathroom... Maddie walks in and says to me at the top of her voice... "mummy your tumtumps is very big isn't it?! and will be bigger by the time the baby has come out of it" :eek: bloody cheek!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xx

Miss_Money

kids can be so damned rude! she's desperate to stay and watch the birth after watching every episode of obem... however she would describe in gory detail everything that happens to anyone that would listen sooo she will be going to my dads!

MissMonkeyMoo

fluffnutter wrote: »

This is brilliant! Another issue I need to raise...

OH and I are trying to settle on what we're going to call 'the bits'. For a boy I think it's easy; nowt wrong with willy. But we can't agree for a girl. I'm not sure I'm very keen on girly euphemisms like foo-foo and mi-mi and I'm veering towards 'front bottom'.

The OH thinks this is madness. We just can't agree

I'm with you on this; I hadn't heard of foo-foo until someone at work (a bloke) was telling me about his ex and used that term! I fell about in hysterics and have never been able to take it seriously since. I can't get along with front bottom either though! Not sure what we will go for - willy/winky/pee-pee for a boy is fine but for a girl I guess it may be Mary, or tuppence although I do know of other parents who refer to it as fanjita!

Miss_Money

MissMonkeyMoo wrote: »

although I do know of other parents who refer to it as fanjita!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: I so don't like that! it sounds so chavvy someone i know has a dd and she calls it her vajayjay :eek:

emsbet

Miss_Money wrote: »

kids can be so damned rude! she's desperate to stay and watch the birth after watching every episode of obem... however she would describe in gory detail everything that happens to anyone that would listen sooo she will be going to my dads!

Haha! Maybe she'll be a midwife when she grows up I remember watching a programme a few years ago about teen mums and there was a girl there that had a home birth in a birthing pool. She was only 16 but they had the whole family round to watch! Aunties, Uncles, Granny and little kids, they were all sitting around the pool eating sandwiches like they were watching a film! Then they took it in turns to look at the baby crowning! :eek: Definitely not for me! When the time comes it will be just me and DH, I definitely don't want my mum or grandmother having a good gawp at my lady bits!

xx

fluffnutter

MissMonkeyMoo wrote: »

I'm with you on this; I hadn't heard of foo-foo until someone at work (a bloke) was telling me about his ex and used that term! I fell about in hysterics and have never been able to take it seriously since. I can't get along with front bottom either though! Not sure what we will go for - willy/winky/pee-pee for a boy is fine but for a girl I guess it may be Mary, or tuppence although I do know of other parents who refer to it as fanjita!

God help any little girl your children meet who's called Mary! I guess it's why Fanny's not such a popular name these days...

emsbet

I'm just watching "I didn't know I was pregnant" and there is a lady on who didn't know she was pregnant with twins until she was in labour! :eek:

xx