MSE Pregnancy Club 24

RebekahR

fluffnutter wrote: »

Here I was merrily reading your post, hearing how the midwife was going to have a good old rummage around, until I got to your next sentence...

I totally misread it as 'Seriously anyone want a GO?' and thought for a moment you were inviting us all to come round and root around up your chuff :rotfl:

LOL That made me wet myself nearly :rotfl::T Pure quality!!

Miss_Money

fluffnutter wrote: »

Here I was merrily reading your post, hearing how the midwife was going to have a good old rummage around, until I got to your next sentence...

I totally misread it as 'Seriously anyone want a GO?' and thought for a moment you were inviting us all to come round and root around up your chuff :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: carry on like that fluffnutter and you will send me into labour! I just did a little wee:o good job I had a pad on!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: and ow! and breath!

MissMonkeyMoo

Jovi Chewy sounds a bit like my Carter - he is always pouncing on Monkey for no reason and swiping her when she gets fuss and attention! He drives my OH up the wall because he is always looking for food so he jumps on the worktops and paws at bags and rips them to find out if there are any goodies in there. He'll knock over empty cartons left for recycling and will hound you whilst you eat and then try to lick your plate if you don't take it straight out. He's really naughty and it does make it difficult to love him sometimes, so I do get it!

Miss Money yay! V. excited now, hopefully you won't have to wait too much longer!

Miss_Money

MissMonkeyMoo wrote: »

Jovi Chewy sounds a bit like my Carter - he is always pouncing on Monkey for no reason and swiping her when she gets fuss and attention! He drives my OH up the wall because he is always looking for food so he jumps on the worktops and paws at bags and rips them to find out if there are any goodies in there. He'll knock over empty cartons left for recycling and will hound you whilst you eat and then try to lick your plate if you don't take it straight out. He's really naughty and it does make it difficult to love him sometimes, so I do get it!

Miss Money yay! V. excited now, hopefully you won't have to wait too much longer!

MissMonkeyMoo hopefully not too much longer! its sending me demented!

so who wants the dog then?! He unfortunately takes things out of the recycling bags.. so you do have to chase him around the house to get it back!...... any takers?! he does like to lick peoples ears as a sign of affection.... and he is quite good at cuddles...

fluffnutter

Miss_Money wrote: »

MissMonkeyMoo hopefully not too much longer! its sending me demented!

so who wants the dog then?! He unfortunately takes things out of the recycling bags.. so you do have to chase him around the house to get it back!...... any takers?! he does like to lick peoples ears as a sign of affection.... and he is quite good at cuddles...

I'll swap him for my stupid, !!!!!! cat.

Miss_Money

fluffnutter wrote: »

I'll swap him for my stupid, !!!!!! cat.

done! :rotfl: I shall just box him up....

RebekahR

Perineal massage ...

little_miss_moneysaver_3

Well afternoon ladies!
I got bored, well more bored so thought I'd have a "lunch break"
Haha the pets are making me laugh. My cat is staying out of my way today after our cross words yday. She kept trying to pounch on my lap whilst i was working, knocking books off my lap so she could curl up and snooze. And of course I could barely reach the computer over my little bump and the cat. Today I've let her sleep on my bed out of the way. Jovi at least your daft cat goes outside! Mine is scared by the birds!
Miss Money I think I've lost count of the times I've said ohhh sounds like things are happening. I really hope this time it is, the midwife sounds hopeful.
Fluffnutter as always you've had me chuckling away to myself.
Emsbet hope you're having arelaxing afternoon after your swimming, got me exhausted thinking about exercise.

Well I've been doing something useful whilst sitting at the PC. I've calculated I'll be able to double my tesco vouchers to around £80 and I could get 543 nappies in sizes 1-4+ and have 11.86 left which I could get wipes, other toiletry stuff for him.

On another note, I think bubba likes coke too much, lucky I don't drink it too much. Think I'm having a month's worth of caffiene in one go today

.....well I should get writing. Want to get the main bit done by 5, then an hour for referencing and then another hour to print it, final touch up etc. Then to prepare for my assessment tomorrow. Boy, I'm gonna be shattered by tomorrow night!

Hope you all have a good afternoon, if you see me writing on here pls tell me off!!

little_miss_moneysaver_3

RebekahR wrote: »

Perineal massage ...

Er......did I miss something?

Miss_Money

little_miss_moneysaver wrote: »

Er......did I miss something?

I was thinking the same thing!:rotfl: is this like erm.. word association?!

the word was perineal massage.. My word is Fanny....:D