MSE Pregnancy Club 24

Miss_Money

RebekahR wrote: »

Foo Foo ...

....(as my girls call it) Tumtumps! (eldest couldnt say tuppence)

emsbet

RebekahR wrote: »

Hahahaaa!! Ok i'll pretend to be offended and read your link

Thanks

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Kitten_Pie

We call it hootenanny because it sounds funny. Not sure what it will be called when LO is here.

My mum called it front bottom but that just sounds wrong now.

emsbet

My best friend's family called it front bottom but it always sounded wrong to me. Not sure what we called it as kids but I know that my sister's boys refer to it as a Mary.

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jovichick123

It is and has always been a foof in our house With DS we use the term 'bits' lol

RebekahR

We call boy bits winkie lol.

Sa-ra-ra-ra

'Girl parts', although my mum used to call it a minnie.

DSS calls his willy a willy. Although sometimes he likes to call it a 'PENIS!!!!' at the top of his voice, then dissolve into giggles. He particularly likes saying it at bus stops. He's four.

By the way, I'm not really posting on this thread because that would be like I was ever expecting to get this far and tempting fate. Just so you know. Not really here. *hides*

fluffnutter

emsbet wrote: »

And for anyone who doesn't want to watch it here are written instructions

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"Advanced students of perineal massage may prefer to get their partners to massage the perineum as an opportunity to share intimacy and involve their other half in childbirth preparations"

You are !!!!ing joking! I can just see my husband up there with a miner's helmet and his thumbs coated in lard

Chrissy1981

Hello ladies! Right I'm fed up -- I have a nasty stinking head cold and my ear hurts. Every time I cough or sneeze I have to hold everything down there really tight and STILL a bit of wee comes out, it's depressing me!

Also I have a question please -- I've been getting pins and needles in a little area just below my ribs slightly towards the right. It feels a bit numb and is mainly when I'm sitting a bit too forward. It doesn't hurt, it just feels strange. Does anyone know what this is?

I have my 28 week appointment with the MW this Sunday and very excited because my 25wk appointment with the GP didn't seem as fun as when I saw my MW! Looking forward to hearing the heartbeat again as the baby has not been quite as active the last couple of days but very twitchy! Hiccups?

I read Sexymouse's Gender Disappointment and all your replies with interest. We chose not to find out the sex and I am secretly desperate for a girl. I am so glad I chose not to find out as I don't know how upset I would be if it's a boy. Equally though, lately I am wondering if I will have trouble bonding with the baby as I don't know what sort of baby it will be at the moment! Does that make sense??

I'm getting to the point where I'm starting to think about the birth... Had my ears syringed on Tuesday and it really hurt and all I could think of was -- this will be nothing compared to the birth!!

Am looking at getting a book soon. I saw a couple of WHSmiths the other day and will report back when I've made my decision.

My friend has lent me her set of hypnotherapy CD's for pre-, during and post birth. Just want to try it for the relaxation aspect to be honest so going to load it upon my iPod this weekend. Will let you know how I get on!

Congrats to the new mummies and babies and good luck to everyone else x

fluffnutter

RebekahR wrote: »

Foo Foo ...

This is brilliant! Another issue I need to raise...

OH and I are trying to settle on what we're going to call 'the bits'. For a boy I think it's easy; nowt wrong with willy. But we can't agree for a girl. I'm not sure I'm very keen on girly euphemisms like foo-foo and mi-mi and I'm veering towards 'front bottom'.

The OH thinks this is madness. We just can't agree