MSE Pregnancy Club 24

RebekahR

emsbet wrote: »

I got that I just thought some people might prefer not to watch it, also I'd already found the link and didn't want my hard work of searching google (all 30 seconds of it ) to go to waste

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Hahahaaa!! Ok i'll pretend to be offended and read your link

Now I must go and do housework! You lot are good at making me procastinate!

RebekahR

Miss_Money wrote: »

So we aren't playing word association then? :rotfl:

Foo Foo ...

Miss_Money

RebekahR wrote: »

Foo Foo ...

....(as my girls call it) Tumtumps! (eldest couldnt say tuppence)

emsbet

RebekahR wrote: »

Hahahaaa!! Ok i'll pretend to be offended and read your link

Thanks

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Kitten_Pie

We call it hootenanny because it sounds funny. Not sure what it will be called when LO is here.

My mum called it front bottom but that just sounds wrong now.

emsbet

My best friend's family called it front bottom but it always sounded wrong to me. Not sure what we called it as kids but I know that my sister's boys refer to it as a Mary.

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jovichick123

It is and has always been a foof in our house With DS we use the term 'bits' lol

RebekahR

We call boy bits winkie lol.

Sa-ra-ra-ra

'Girl parts', although my mum used to call it a minnie.

DSS calls his willy a willy. Although sometimes he likes to call it a 'PENIS!!!!' at the top of his voice, then dissolve into giggles. He particularly likes saying it at bus stops. He's four.

By the way, I'm not really posting on this thread because that would be like I was ever expecting to get this far and tempting fate. Just so you know. Not really here. *hides*

fluffnutter

emsbet wrote: »

And for anyone who doesn't want to watch it here are written instructions

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"Advanced students of perineal massage may prefer to get their partners to massage the perineum as an opportunity to share intimacy and involve their other half in childbirth preparations"

You are !!!!ing joking! I can just see my husband up there with a miner's helmet and his thumbs coated in lard