MSE Pregnancy Club 24

fluffnutter

RebekahR wrote: »

Perineal massage ...

Right, I'm pleased you've brought this up because I'm confused. My baby book mentions it and as far as I can tell, you coat your thumbs in extra virgin olive oil and shove them up your mooer.

So far, so good. It then tells you to pull your thumbs 'out' until you feel the 'stretch'. But which way? To the back towards your botty? To the front towards your wee-wee hole? To the sides? Every direction?

It's just not clear. Any ideas?

Miss_Money

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK2P8Ziqc6Y heres a youtube vid of perineal massage on A MODEL!!!

jovichick123

Wow, and all on gas and air only :eek::eek::eek:

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1503756_making-a-splash-baby-girl-weighing-12lb-6oz-delivered-in-birth-pool-at-manchester-hospital

emsbet

Miss_Money wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK2P8Ziqc6Y heres a youtube vid of perineal massage on A MODEL!!!

And for anyone who doesn't want to watch it here are written instructions

xx

Miss_Money

emsbet its a plastic model not a person model

emsbet

Miss_Money wrote: »

emsbet its a plastic model not a person model

I got that I just thought some people might prefer not to watch it, also I'd already found the link and didn't want my hard work of searching google (all 30 seconds of it ) to go to waste

xx

RebekahR

fluffnutter wrote: »

Right, I'm pleased you've brought this up because I'm confused. My baby book mentions it and as far as I can tell, you coat your thumbs in extra virgin olive oil and shove them up your mooer.

So far, so good. It then tells you to pull your thumbs 'out' until you feel the 'stretch'. But which way? To the back towards your botty? To the front towards your wee-wee hole? To the sides? Every direction?

It's just not clear. Any ideas?

Good this is what I wanted - I'm as random as you get! :rotfl:
My first question is when do you begin? And my answer to your question is a babies head is round so I will stretching everywhere like a clock face!! Might wanna try having sex first but as I have well and truely gone off that and get no satisfaction what so ever I think i'll have to dilate with alsorts of things lol.

Miss_Money

emsbet wrote: »

I got that I just thought some people might prefer not to watch it, also I'd already found the link and didn't want my hard work of searching google (all 30 seconds of it ) to go to waste

xx

Fair enoushski :rotfl:

Miss_Money

So we aren't playing word association then? :rotfl:

RebekahR

Miss_Money wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK2P8Ziqc6Y heres a youtube vid of perineal massage on A MODEL!!!

5 minutes?! My thumbs would fall off!! I can't see anyone being offended at that video! It's a plastic doll!