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DWP Recruiting Again - 2012

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  • qwertyuio
    qwertyuio Posts: 12 Forumite
    edited 11 March 2012 at 3:16AM
    guys I meant to be doing an interview this saturday with dwp for executive officer position just like some of you but unfortunately due to a family emergency I could not make it. is it possible to reschedule the interview? seems like there is no information anywhere about this?
  • Walter_Wall_3
    Walter_Wall_3 Posts: 28 Forumite
    edited 11 March 2012 at 3:40AM
    Querty, you meant to be doin' interview? Hey man, meet Gerry Baboona suthin'. Try pressing the RESCHEDULE button in your CS webpage. I did it accidentally (it immediately cancels your current appt) so I know it works. And shut your gob for goodness' sakes.

    Wanda, as I am an ex MI7 employee I can see with full clarity that you are a scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling, one-paced, two-faced, three-faceted, four-eyed, five-bellied grammar-goofing bag of bollards, so please foxtrot oscar. In my interview today your name was mentioned, as something that had 'gone wrong' in cu(n)stomer service, so I played them the video and got a 9.

    Never either have aliens visit you with 'health drinks', or consume copious quantities of porter prior to posting on this site. Gah. And NEVER confuse either with neither or nor whatever. And if you're Syrian, good luck. Just thank your lucky stars it's not Shalmaneser.
  • TC54
    TC54 Posts: 82 Forumite
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  • halt41
    halt41 Posts: 25 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    WandaFish wrote: »
    Well said.

    I have had an interview and was told beforehand (when getting forms/passport etc photocopied) that there were absolutely NO FURTHER TESTS - nationally that is. Are you the only person to be further tested then? Because of information on this Forum, I was fully expecting to be tested again but it just didn't happen.
  • WandaFish
    WandaFish Posts: 68 Forumite
    Querty, you meant to be doin' interview? Hey man, meet Gerry Baboona suthin'. Try pressing the RESCHEDULE button in your CS webpage. I did it accidentally (it immediately cancels your current appt) so I know it works. And shut your gob for goodness' sakes.

    Wanda, as I am an ex MI7 employee I can see with full clarity that you are a scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling, one-paced, two-faced, three-faceted, four-eyed, five-bellied grammar-goofing bag of bollards, so please foxtrot oscar. In my interview today your name was mentioned, as something that had 'gone wrong' in cu(n)stomer service, so I played them the video and got a 9.

    Never either have aliens visit you with 'health drinks', or consume copious quantities of porter prior to posting on this site. Gah. And NEVER confuse either with neither or nor whatever. And if you're Syrian, good luck. Just thank your lucky stars it's not Shalmaneser.

    Oh Walter you're so funny! Did we all tell you that? Oh you have a wonderful sense of humour! Look at how you insulted me using numerical based words! And they ran in sequence too! How brilliant!

    Unfortunately, although you could be ex MI7, at best you were pushing paper so don't wear it like a badge of honour. Also you sound like the most arrogant tw*t in the world. You can actually see how your posts went from slightly condescending at the start, to plain arrogant nonsense because a couple of people said you were funny. You're not, you're a loser.
  • WandaFish
    WandaFish Posts: 68 Forumite
    And why oh why are you telling Qwerty to shut his gob? He's had a family emergency and needs to reschedule so he joined this forum and posted for the first time. You wade in like you think you're now actually the king of the forum and he probably won't be back.

    You think I'm trolling but you're just being a pr*ck to other people for no reason. If you get the job let's hope everyone you meet has your superior intelligence. God forbid a customer need help with anything.
  • Lorac05
    Lorac05 Posts: 161 Forumite
    WandaFish wrote: »
    Awww it's so nice that sad people are still talking about me! Since you're so keen to know I scored 7,4,6,6,4 so not as bad as I thought but I'm probably out the running.

    This forum is full of lovely people, threatening to 'cyber bully' people because they had a different interview experience to you.

    Don't worry though, you didn't bully me away, I just go to work during the week and don't have time to check this site all the time, or check the civil service site 18 times a day. It's good that you have so much free time though - hopefully you used it wisely and came up with great examples. 'I had to do the washing up. I drew up an action plan and presented it to my husband'. That kind of thing.

    As you claim to have had an interview in Birmingham before the interviews officially started there then everything you have ever said - before and since - is to be taken with a huge pinch of salt.
  • vindallou
    vindallou Posts: 174 Forumite
    Eighth Anniversary
    Am I on a spot the liar forum or DWP recruitment forum. As Im getting really bored of troll chat and having to scroll through pages of childish bickering. I will say what my own mum used to say to me...

    Grow up and stop tellin tales.

    Sorry for being so blunt this time,but seriously?! Can we move on? X x x x x x x x x
  • qwertyuio
    qwertyuio Posts: 12 Forumite
    Lol I am back to the forum the things is I am on the cs web site where I actually booked the interview but cannot find the reschedule button anywhere could you please be more specific where is it?
  • qwertyuio
    qwertyuio Posts: 12 Forumite
    Querty, you meant to be doin' interview? Hey man, meet Gerry Baboona suthin'. Try pressing the RESCHEDULE button in your CS webpage. I did it accidentally (it immediately cancels your current appt) so I know it works. And shut your gob for goodness' sakes.

    Wanda, as I am an ex MI7 employee I can see with full clarity that you are a scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling, one-paced, two-faced, three-faceted, four-eyed, five-bellied grammar-goofing bag of bollards, so please foxtrot oscar. In my interview today your name was mentioned, as something that had 'gone wrong' in cu(n)stomer service, so I played them the video and got a 9.

    Never either have aliens visit you with 'health drinks', or consume copious quantities of porter prior to posting on this site. Gah. And NEVER confuse either with neither or nor whatever. And if you're Syrian, good luck. Just thank your lucky stars it's not Shalmaneser.


    Lol I am back to the forum the things is I am on the cs web site where I actually booked the interview but cannot find the reschedule button anywhere could you please be more specific where is it?
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