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  • give_them_FA
    give_them_FA Posts: 2,998 Forumite
    Mine is bigger than yours though. And I am going to send him a more threatening letter. I have instructed Graham White!
    ;)
  • Trebor16
    Trebor16 Posts: 3,061 Forumite
    give_them_FA wrote: »
    Mine is bigger than yours though. And I am going to send him a more threatening letter. I have instructed Graham White!
    ;)

    It's not how big it is but how you use it. And I take your Graham White and trump it with Michael Sobell:D
    "You should know not to believe everything in media & polls by now !"


    John539 2-12-14 Post 15030
  • ManxRed
    ManxRed Posts: 3,530 Forumite
    Dear Trebor16,

    Outstanding Debt: £207.25

    I am writing from the esteemed firm of Debt Recovery +, on behalf of my client to say that as registered keeper of a vehicle that 'give them FA' was driving, YOU are liable for the above charge, which if not settled within the next seven days WILL result in a penal sentence of not less than three years, two of them to be served in solitary confinement, and you will not be eligible for parole until 2042 AD. You will probably end up in a cell with a bodybuilding armed robber looking for 'prison love', so that won't be nice either.

    As you can also see, this letter not only has a chequered border, but a RED chequered border at that, so this makes it real and not fake like a lot of other PPC letters you often see.

    Please send your money by return of post, or else you will never be able to apply for a mortgage EVER AGAIN, and by that I mean, for at least thirty years.

    Yours faithfully,


    A.N. Illegiblescribble.
    Je Suis Cecil.
  • JackRussell
    JackRussell Posts: 131 Forumite
    give_them_FA wrote: »
    Are you beginning to see how RIDICULOUS it all is?? Or do I need to send you a letter from a phoney solicitor to get you to pay??
    A letter would be good ;)
    :j Only just realised there is an IGNORE button to filter out narcissistic trolls :j
  • Stephen_Leak
    Stephen_Leak Posts: 8,762 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    edited 4 April 2012 at 4:59PM
    give_them_FA wrote: »
    <snip> Or do I need to send you a letter from a phoney solicitor to get you to pay??

    I use either "Conham, Grabbit & Runne" or "Dewey, Cheatham & Howe". :)
    The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in my life. :)
  • Trebor16
    Trebor16 Posts: 3,061 Forumite
    ManxRed wrote: »
    Dear Trebor16,

    Outstanding Debt: £207.25

    I am writing from the esteemed firm of Debt Recovery +, on behalf of my client to say that as registered keeper of a vehicle that 'give them FA' was driving, YOU are liable for the above charge, which if not settled within the next seven days WILL result in a penal sentence of not less than three years, two of them to be served in solitary confinement, and you will not be eligible for parole until 2042 AD. You will probably end up in a cell with a bodybuilding armed robber looking for 'prison love', so that won't be nice either.

    As you can also see, this letter not only has a chequered border, but a RED chequered border at that, so this makes it real and not fake like a lot of other PPC letters you often see.

    Please send your money by return of post, or else you will never be able to apply for a mortgage EVER AGAIN, and by that I mean, for at least thirty years.

    Yours faithfully,


    A.N. Illegiblescribble.

    Dear Sir or Madam,

    Thank you for your letter. May I refer you to the response in the case of Arkell v Pressdram which is my substantive response to you.

    Love and kisses,

    Trebor16:D
    "You should know not to believe everything in media & polls by now !"


    John539 2-12-14 Post 15030
  • give_them_FA
    give_them_FA Posts: 2,998 Forumite
    Well, I am going to be sending my mate Kevin around to make a doorstep collection. He's a big bloke, but wait until you see the size of his dog... poor little Jack Russell won't stand a chance.
  • Stephen_Leak
    Stephen_Leak Posts: 8,762 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Jack Russells do have the advantage of being able to run underneath big dogs and bite them in the ... :)
    The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in my life. :)
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