Having sex with someone whose on benefit

mangomangotree

I have not read all 5 pages, but I am wondering if the OP is a joke post...?

ads2312

my old lady has had her legs shut for years, am I due a rebate ?

Esoog

Bah, there was me thinking this was going to be a thread about someone debating if they should have sex with a single mother (to 10 children with different dads) who is claiming all kinds of things and if this made him "dirty" or something

emsywoo123

mangomangotree wrote: »

I have not read all 5 pages, but I am wondering if the OP is a joke post...?

Well read the replies then!!! :rotfl:

deathvalleydemon

is it sex of the anal variety?

glasgowdan

deathvalleydemon wrote: »

is it sex of the anal variety?

Combine that reply with your username and I think we all know what it is that turns you on! Dirty boy!

lqa

What's wrong with shagging someone on benefits? I shagged a woman getting child benefit and nine months later they practically doubled her benefit.

Can't our lodger just move out because your boyfriend is moving in?

Fridge3

cit_k wrote: »

O/P, I suggest you write to the secretary of state, Iain Duncan Smith, David Cameron, Lord Frued and the DWP, and ask all of them for advice on if you can claim benefit for days you do not have sex with your lodger.

Let us know what each one replies.

The OP is high rate taxpayer - why would any of those folk advise OP could claim benefit?

reformedEffortmaker

glasgowdan wrote: »

Combine that reply with your username and I think we all know what it is that turns you on! Dirty boy!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: retort of the day!!

bradburm

Back to work après a couple of pints at lunch, cannot believe what i'm reading (particuarly the last few comments).