Having sex with someone whose on benefit

happy_lass

thequant wrote: »

So it's when we had sex and not started a relationship that counts ? Will we be able to claim his benefit for the days we don't have sex ?

your not seriously going to phone the job centre everytime you have a shag ? 'HELLO MY NAME IS ******* PLEASE STOP MY BENEFIT TODAY BECAUSE I HAVE HAD A BIG FAT SHAG AND IT WAS WONDERFUL, PLEASE EXSCUSE MY BREATHLESS WOBBLY VOICE. I HAVE BEEN SWINGING FROM THE CHANDELIERS ALL NIGHT AND MORNING.:rotfl::rotfl:

FOX_HOUND

Some of this also depends on your definition of what constitutes sex.

OP, you could use the Clinton/Lewinsky blow job defence. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman......."

raven83

FOX_HOUND wrote: »

Some of this also depends on your definition of what constitutes sex.

OP, you could use the Clinton/Lewinsky blow job defence. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman......."

i was thinking the exact same thing

glasgowdan

Badger_Lady wrote: »

Exactly... I've accidentally shagged a lodger before now. Definitely not in a relationship with them!

Heh I'll need to keep an eye on rooms for rent at your place then

JournalGirl

thequant wrote: »

So it's when we had sex and not started a relationship that counts ? Will we be able to claim his benefit for the days we don't have sex ?

Surely this comment is meant to be ironic...?

mymerrywidow

when you change your benifits, please can you put in a claim for me, i need new dry knickers,loadsa tena ladys, and i need to dry clean the sofa

oh gawd i so needed to laugh tonight as well. thanks guys. x

FloFlo

You know its true love when your thoughts are filled with...






how much benefit will we lose.

happy_lass

thank you OP . Even though you are a troll, your a bloody good one !!!

happy_lass

i shagged the lodger, who's name was Roger, he also has a massive todger !!!:rotfl::rotfl:

DirtyDick

freddies_flyers wrote: »

Wonder what happens if he falls 'behind' with the rent!?

He gets pegged?