Having sex with someone whose on benefit

DirtyDick

bobajob_1966 wrote: »

I wonder how they pay the window cleaner!

I believe its the ghost of George Formby who does their windows. He'll probably spill the beans ('scuse the pun) in some song.

funkycat06

moneysavingkitten wrote: »

So you're friends with benefits? (I'm really sorry, I couldn't help myself).

Do you plan to stay with this person?

damn beat me to it !:rotfl:

funkycat06

happy_lass wrote: »

i shagged the lodger, who's name was Roger, he also has a massive todger !!!:rotfl::rotfl:

made my day that did :rotfl:

[Deleted User]

FOX_HOUND wrote: »

That's a good point. Questions are only asked when you sign on, not when you sign off.

Their only too glad to get you off the register.

Actually, that is not true. My friend who was on IS was asked why she wanted to withdraw the claim, they wouldn't just take her word.

Fridge3

thequant wrote: »

So it's when we had sex and not started a relationship that counts ? Will we be able to claim his benefit for the days we don't have sex ?

:rotfl:No, and the rent isn't tax deductable on the days you do.

Fridge3

thequant wrote: »

We want to stop claiming benefits! we want to inform the benefits office! however we are worried that we will be accused of being in a relationship previously.

TBH, sound's like you might be bu ggered.

baza52

The OP hasnt said what kind of sex they had.....
Does Oral count as being in a relasionship? or only full sex?

cit_k

O/P, I suggest you write to the secretary of state, Iain Duncan Smith, David Cameron, Lord Frued and the DWP, and ask all of them for advice on if you can claim benefit for days you do not have sex with your lodger.

Let us know what each one replies.

onetomany

maybe the lodger could make a claim for a criss loan for lubes and condoms etc?

bendix

thequant wrote: »

Not sure why people are finding this funny, are tax payers banned from having sex with people on benefit ?

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Not yet, but they should be.

I believe this is a wind-up, because the idea of shagging a welfare beneficiary is sick and too kinky, even for me.

Nobody really does it, do they?