Trying for a Baby Part 7

tea_lover

TeamLowe wrote: »

ALSO, !!!!!! is with pantyliners being teeny tiny? thought i'd try one out cos i bought a pack of the Halo ones whilst they were on offer. it's about as long as the gusset in my knickers but not as wide. now i'm paranoid i have an extra large foof

I'm sorry but :rotfl::rotfl:

I'm now pmsl at the thought of foof-sizes! Do you think somewhere on our medical records there's a M or L lurking??

TeamLowe

tea_lover wrote: »

I'm sorry but :rotfl::rotfl:

I'm now pmsl at the thought of foof-sizes! Do you think somewhere on our medical records there's a M or L lurking??

long as it's the outside they're judging and not the inside :rotfl:

vesper

Oh little eggie, oh little eggie, wherefore art little eggie???? (This is meant to be sing in the style of Oh xmas tree). Come OV, I want some fun! Mind you might not work, OH is scared of me at the moment after BJ and Steak day yesterday. I put my sweetest (creepiest- almost like the midwife on OBEM last night-scary) voice on and said he could have a bj if he really wanted too. Strangely he declined.

That midwife on OBEM completely and utterly creeped us out, there's sweetness and light, and then there's that!

TeamLowe wrote: »

ALSO, !!!!!! is with pantyliners being teeny tiny? thought i'd try one out cos i bought a pack of the Halo ones whilst they were on offer. it's about as long as the gusset in my knickers but not as wide. now i'm paranoid i have an extra large foof

love to you all x x

They are tiny these days aren't they, I swear the ones that we were giving at school in Sex Ed or whatever it was, were like cut down nappies!!! I've got some of those Halo ones too while they were on offer, I seems to have made a pantyline and tampn mountain in one corner of my bathroom.
As for bathrooms, I also have a pee cup in there, it's a little miss naughty cup. I just leave it on the side of the bath in the corner and no one has noticed it yet. OH takes no notice of it at all, he knows its there, but just isn't bothered.

Nicki

Oh noooooo. One more thing to obsess over, as well as worrying whether my doctor is or isn't noticing how well groomed I am down there!

Actually, I did once have a funny moment with a (female) doctor after DS2 was born. It was only 4 weeks after the birth, and I was still bleeding with a funny discharge and generally feeling off colour. DS2 had been admitted back into hospital because he wasn't regaining his birth weight and I was staying over with him, but the nurses were worried I also wasn't well and sent me over to A and E. The doctor decided to do a pelvic exam to check for any signs of infection, and announced to the chaperoning nurse, "I can't position the speculum properly as her vaginal walls are very slack", at which point me and the nurse just fell about laughing at how inappropriate this was . The doctor was absolutely mortified and hurriedly explained that this was completely normal 4 weeks after giving birth, and not any indication as to the normal condition or otherwise of my foof :rotfl::rotfl:

Birdie85

LOL Nicki, how mortifying! :rotfl:

I must have too small panties (impossible since I wear big tesco granny pants... perhaps the reason why we don't BD as much as we should! ) or the pantyliners I buy are huge because they always seem to hang over the sides of the gusset (urgh, hate that word!), or if I wear the little short style undies they just get all smooshed up and give me a wedgie! :eek::rotfl:

Men just don't understand how lucky they are do they?!

tea_lover

I always seem to get a PL wedgie too!

There is nowhere else on earth I'd discuss that :rotfl::D

Sa-ra-ra-ra

We've just exchanged on our house! Huzzah!

*victory dance*

fluffnutter

tea_lover wrote: »

I always seem to get a PL wedgie too!

There is nowhere else on earth I'd discuss that :rotfl::D

Me too! And I think my fanny's in a weird place. I have to wear the liners really far forward in my knicks. If I put them directly over the gusset they're too far back.

I mentioned this to my friend once and she just said I must have a funny-shaped fanny

cleofish

hi everyone,

aida- sorry to hear the news wasnt good from the hospital, but you seem so positive. I really hope things sort themselves out quickly for you.

zcrat41- im with you on getting preg before any wisdom ops as well!

sa-ra-ra- fingers crossed you for with catching the timing as well. Yah for the house as well, very exciting.:j

dundee diva- hugs for today, i have been there before, why cant those little sticks just make us happy. Hoping you dont have to wait to long, its horrible with in the af-bfn limbo land. edit- just read your second post, sorry hugs for af.

codemonkey- sorry to hear of your doctors apt, cant believe they just said to go back in 6 months! im sure ive read somewhere that after 3 to go to see docs, is there another doc at the surgery that you can speak to?

teamlowe- you make me giggle im sure you have a 'normal' foof can you imagine if pantyliners came in different sizes? s, m and L lol Im with you as well on taking some time for yourself after a mc, with mine i just thought i needed to sort out the physical stuff with the hospital and get back on the 'horse' so to speak it wasnt until afterwards that i really dealt with the emotional stuff, wish i would have done it at the beginning!

vesper- hoping ov comes for you soon as well. please dont do the creepy midwife voice... i can still hear her asking the teenager through a contraction if she wanted the calming cd... grrr:mad:

nicki- your doc story made me laugh can you imagine all the stories we could put together, whenever i get nervous or feel awkward i giggle (plus i have a dirty mind) and something like that said would have really sent me off giggling.

god diginity just isnt a part of ttc or pregnancy by the looks of things i think! my oh just went white yesterday when they zoomed in on the baby coming out in OBEM, forgive my lack of experience but is it possible for the head just to be out and crying while its hanging out of you or do they start crying when they are out completely? sorry for that but it just freaks me out a bit! (edit to self- probably need to sort that out )

Sa-ra-ra-ra

fluffnutter wrote: »

Me too! And I think my fanny's in a weird place. I have to wear the liners really far forward in my knicks. If I put them directly over the gusset they're too far back.

I mentioned this to my friend once and she just said I must have a funny-shaped fanny

Nah, I think it's just where if you get more than usual discharge, it sort of goes up between your labia and comes out at the top. So there.

*clearly thought about this at length...*